QUEEN, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK!! I see you want some requests to pass time during your trip, so what about a reaction of the men and women of LotR to their crush or partner being very oblivious to them flirting? or even in general? what inspires you most really 🫶 hope you have a safe and nice trip !
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Middle Earth Men + Women | Their crush is oblivious to their flirting
At the core of it, he knows you're oblivious, but he chooses not to clarify
His flirting is subtle, and he does not like to make it obvious
Lingering eye contact, talking close to your face, his hands gently reaching to hold your arms or your shoulder as he speaks to you
Or even leaning down to see your face better
But you always thank him like he'd just given you directions, or like he'd just given you a tip about something
Which makes him blink, recalculating what just happened
Like one time when he said after psyching himself up for so long, "You are very dear to me, and I wish to keep you close."
But you only smiled and said, "You think so highly of all your friends, Aragorn."
He literally almost chokes
He realises over time that your obliviousness does not crack at all, no matter how protective he is of you, or how frustrated he clearly becomes when someone else shows interest
And so he may resort to a much more direct confession
Boromir
Boromir is MUCH less subtle than Aragorn
And so when you do not notice his flirting, he is so deeply confused and almost baffled
He gives such heavy compliments, describing you to your face as "radiant" and "gorgeous", but you only thank him and move on quickly
He stays close to you while the fellowship is walking
He places a hand on your waist to softly shuffle you out of something's way
He places his bedroll close to yours each night, staying awake for a while and asking you questions about your childhood and your life
ALL the signs are there, but literally everyone can tell but you
It's almost comedic, and he finds himself becoming even more intense out of desperation
Offering you his clothes when you're cold, always lingering next to you, calling you pet names
Until one day, he just downright asks, "Do you not see what I am doing?" to which you just cock your head, and he sighs deeply out of frustration
Faramir
Faramir already assumes he is unworthy of you, and so your obliviousness only solidifies his insecurities
You unfortunately interpret his affections as his natural kindness
Which makes him faintly smile and withdraw heavily with each interaction you have, making you believe you are doing something to upset him
But it's actually him becoming scared of being obvious, because he is terrified of rejection
And he could never force clarity from you; he would rather wait until you downright tell him if you feel the same way
Forever pining Faramir
He treasures small affections, such as your hands brushing when you're walking, or you lying your head on his thigh when you both sit outside the houses of healing in the garden
Boromir has a field day with it, though and loves watching his brother mindlessly pining over you
Eomer
He thinks he's made it clear from the start and that you're aware
He gives you affectionate names, rides beside you always, compliments your strength and beauty all in one breath
But when you only pat his shoulder in a very 'friend' manner, he freezes and stares out of disbelief
He feels he has made a fool of himself, and so he must redeem his pride
He becomes more physical, respectively
Offering to brush and tie up your hair, wiping dirt from your face, a strong hand on your waist to steady you when needed
But you strangely interpret his actions as Rohirrim custom, thinking to yourself 'Wow, they are strangely affectionate towards each other.'
But only when you bring it up to Eowyn one day that she frowns and corrects you, saying that Eomer does not act that way with anyone else, do you start to question it
But he is more direct than some others, and is not afraid to speak his feelings
"Is this not signs of courtships where you come from?"
Eowyn
She does not flirt easily, but when she does, she aims to make it meaningful and full of intent, and so your obliviousness slightly hurts her
She gives silent affection and rare compliments that hit deep
But defends you extremely fiercely, especially when someone is bothering you
But seeing you treat your tenderness as simple loyalty makes her lose a bit of hope in something happening between you two
She may take it as a sign that you are not interested at all, and withdraw slightly
But the tension remains through long stares
If you seek her out after she misses out of your usual time together, she softens and becomes hopeful, realising how much she truly craves your touch
It is then that she would be direct, telling you that she needs to be seen and heard, not overlooked
The confession is raw and emotional, but worth the slight suffering on her part
Bard
He does not flirt lightly, so if he is doing it, it is with clear intention
And so your obliviousness unsettles him slightly
He is never ignored by anyone when he flirts, so this would be a first
He commits acts of service as affection, such as bringing you food, fixing your clothes for you, sharpening any weapons you need and bringing you on his boat for any reason you may need
And protects you at all points he can
But you only thank him like a friend, leaving him with his brow furrowed and him disheartened
He begins questioning if you are truly just ignoring him on purpose
But the moment someone else shows an interest, he is there SO quickly by your side, acting slightly hostile
Which made you start to wonder about his feelings
His confession is simple but direct, coming up casually in conversation while you both were cooking dinner together at his house
Your genuine surprise had him in stitches laughing, because how could you have never noticed?
Imagine being an elf noble and having a crush on Boromir.
You found it difficult to take your eyes off of him as he rode into Rivendell atop a strong steed. The way that his hair looked like an autumn fire under the sunlight, the wrinkles around his eyes - signs that he had lived. Signs that your own elven self did not bear.
This was not the first time that men had walked through Rivendell, but it had been a long time. And none of those men had been like him. You were drawn immediately to his confident stance, how assured that he was, the natural charisma.
As you sat in the courtyard, discussing the plan on how to deal with the One Ring, you kept glancing over at him in particular. There were others that might have been more entertaining to look at - Legolas of Mirkwood, or the elves with their bushy beards - the like of which was never seen in Rivendell. But Boromir - Boromir had your attention.
You have never been impulsive before. It just hadn’t been a part of your character.
And yet, you found yourself volunteering for the journey right after Boromir had joined.
Elrond, who happened to be your uncle, looked at you curiously but didn’t stop you. Merely nodded his reluctant approval.
You stood proudly beside Boromir, only the slightest bit taller than him, and your eyes met his own green ones.
“It’s an honor to join you,” You said, bowing your head towards him.
“And it’s an honor to have you,” He said, showing off his white teeth in a way that made you feel flush.
Summery: The reader is a ranger who is on the way to Rivendell to let Elrond know of the attack on Sarn Ford and you meet Boromir who is traveling by foot and decide to let him join you.
Warnings: ringwraith attacks
A/n: I’m glad for you to request again! Honestly I get excited to see request or questions in my ask box!
P.s. I have a map at the bottom!
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You had been traveling for about seventeen days now. All of you rangers were driven eastward by the Ringwraiths, most running off into the forrest to survive. You and one other ranger however had left on the main road. The two of you went heading for Rivendell to inform Lord Elrond of what was happening. Usually if any of you could you would handle whoever it was, but this was different. Strider had told you before he left if anything happened to ride to Rivendell and inform Lord Elrond.
So you were riding, mostly cutting through areas that no longer had populations or roads that had long been forgotten. You had started on the main road, however you quickly became aware you had one of the Ringwraiths who followed trying to fight as you rode on. Your fellow ranger had been nocked off his horse, knowing he could not fight off the Ringwraith he ran into the woods as you continued on. However you finally had to hide and wait for the wraith to decide to circle back. By the time it left you had lost a day’s ride and your fellow ranger never returned. You now had a second horse with you who wouldn’t return back. Deeming it was safer to ride through woods and grassy lands that had no paths for you to travel on. You rode through green meadows fading to the beginning of autumn and continuing on past the South Downs until you could see the Hoarwell river.
As you rode you saw a figure trudging along. You proceeded with caution, drawing your sword as you approached him. He too quickly turned sword in hand as you reached closer
“What is a ranger doing in these parts?” He questioned looking up at you.
“Why does that seem to be your concern? I scout places, it is my job. The real question is why are you traveling through here?” You asked.
“I must travel to Rivendell to seek the council of Elrond.” He answered.
“Then we seek the same thing. I too am heading to Rivendell.” You told him as you sheathed your sword and he followed.
“You are dressed for horseback but I see no horse.” You stated looking around him.
“I lost my horse at Tharbad.” He replied as he watched you dismount.
“Tharbad is in ruin, why come that way?” You asked.
“I had know idea it was complete ruin or that the roads of old have long been covered.” He confessed causing a nod from you.
“Well from here it is just grassy meadows and forrest, but if we are to continue on together I shall introduce myself. I’m (Y/n).” You said to him putting down your bag.
“Boromir, steward of Gondor.” He replied introducing himself.
“Gondor? My, you really have traveled ways.” You stated. “Well, Boromir we shall rest here tonight and tomorrow you may use Sage here as we travel.” You explained to him while petting the brown horse in front of you.
“How many days do you think before we reach Rivendell?” He asked as you pulled some bread from your bag.
“I’ve never been myself and with staying off the main road it’s hard to really say.” You admitted. “But I know a ranger who has been there and told me based on using the main roads. I think if there’s no trouble with any enemies or crossing the rivers it should take about fourteen or so days. This is Hoarwell river here, so if we cross it and reach the Loudwater river we should be able to follow it up to the entrance to Rivendell.” You explained to him.
“Is that what the other ranger told you as well?” He questioned sounding unsure.
“No, but you must know that Loudwater leads to Rivendell! Even with no map I know that much.” You replied almost in disbelief.
“I do not need to be mocked by some ranger. Surely you do not know the layout of the land east of the Misty Mountains.” He countered upset.
“I know the basic.” You replied.
The conversation died down after that. He had no will to keep a conversation going that would only led to more stress to him. He only wished to finally reach his destination and seek council about the dreams he and Faramir had had.
You took watch, unbeknownst to him. He seemed to need rest and though you had made him somewhat upset you imagined that he had had little to no rest since he lost his horse in Tharbad. So you let him go to sleep without worry of him knowing you would stay awake. Honestly you watched in hope for your fellow ranger to come, as well as to watch for any of the enemy that may attack. For now it seemed best for the two of you to finish your travels together, whether you could fully trust him or not you did not know, but if he traveled that far with horse and on his feet he must have something important to tell Elrond as well. So for the next days to come you would allow Boromir to ride with you for safety, as there are always safety in numbers.
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Yay another one that takes place before the fellowship! I actually may make this have a part 2... I'm undecided yet.
Boromir x F!Reader, headcanons are both SFW & NSFW (so no minors, please!). This is based on the movie version of Boromir, so if anything contradicts the books, I apologise 🙏
These are just some of the first headcanons that came to me, so I may end up doing a second post at some point! Anyway, hope everyone enjoys, and if you’d like to discuss Boromir headcanons, my askbox is always open!
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SFW Headcanons
- Boromir is quite the romantic. He’s never really been in love before you, so it catches him by surprise how strongly he feels for you. Like he finds himself randomly thinking about you while he’s training and ends up all flustered and distracted. He never saw himself getting married either - he’d always been too busy defending Gondor - but once he falls for you there’s no doubt in his mind that he wants you to be his wife.
- Even if you’re of a proper status to be Boromir’s wife, there’s a good chance that Denethor won’t think you’re good enough for his favourite son. But Boromir will not relent in his desire to marry you, even if that means defying his father and marrying you in secret. There’s a good chance that Denethor will get past it eventually anyway, because in his eyes Boromir can really do no wrong.
- He is incredibly physically affectionate - he loves giving hugs, and cuddling, and picking you up and carrying you. He loves being the big spoon, wrapping his arms around you and holding you close to him while he buries his face in your hair. Even if he’s had the most stressful day imaginable, holding you in his arms makes all of the stress and bad things in the world seem to melt away, even if only temporarily.
- Boromir hates being away from you, though obviously his duty to Gondor means he often has to leave for battle, sometimes even for long campaigns. But he keeps you on his mind always, and he fights in your name just as much as he fights for his country and his people.
- One of the ways to make Boromir melt is to show him gentleness and tenderness. Like you tending to his wounds after a battle? You washing his hair? He’s going to fall even more in love with you and look at you with pure adoration in his eyes, just feeling so lucky to have married the most wonderful woman in Middle Earth.
- I think he’d want to have a big family, maybe four or five kids, and a mix of daughters and sons! Of course if you’re not comfortable with that, he’ll defer to your choice - he understands that when it comes to making a child, he’s really got the easy job. If you do end up having children, he’d be such a sweet and attentive father - just imagine him playing with your kids the way he did with Merry and Pippin in Fellowship 🥹 - and I like to think that he would encourage his daughters’ interests just as much as his sons’! He’s definitely making sure not to play favourites at all either, because he saw how much that hurt Faramir when they were growing up and to this day.
- (I saw an imagine post talking about dad Boromir where he plays knights with his daughters and it solidified girldad!Boromir as my favourite headcanon, but I’m having trouble finding it again - if anyone knows the post I’m talking about please send me a link, I’ll love you forever ❤️🙏)
NSFW Headcanons
- Boromir is a very attentive lover, and so so handsy. This man will be touching you all over while you’re making love, particularly focusing on your hips, breasts, and thighs. I think he’d love it if you’re on the thicker side, because it makes it even more satisfying for him to touch you.
- He can be a massive tease - especially if you have particular sweet spots that he knows how to exploit in the best way possible. When you moan loudly, he’ll look at you with the biggest grin on his face as he asks you if you’re enjoying yourself. He’s a tease with his words too - sometimes he’ll whisper something dirty in your ear in an otherwise innocent situation just to see you blush - but he’ll certainly follow through on any promises he might have made to you later.
- When Boromir’s not being a tease he’s still talking a lot, mainly a lot of praise and whispered sweet nothings. If you talk dirty to him, it drives him crazy.
- This man absolutely has a breeding kink. I don’t know what exactly makes me think that but I just get that vibe from him. Like I said above, he wants to have a big family, and he certainly fantasises about getting you pregnant. If you beg him to cum inside of you he will fold so quickly. And when you are pregnant, he can barely keep his hands off of you, though he makes sure to be extra gentle as to not accidentally hurt you while you’re in such a delicate condition.
- He eats pussy like he’s starving and you’re the first food he’s seen in weeks. If he could spend all of his time with his head between your thighs he’d probably die happy.
- Also he loves it when you sit on his face.
- He’s very proud of himself when he makes you come really hard, and he usually won’t think about his pleasure until he’s made you come at least twice, maybe three times. As such, he’s not really into quickies, he wants to take his time.
- His favourite places to have sex are in bed, and also sometimes in the bath (but touching each other in the bath usually leads to him taking you to bed).
- Boromir prefers to be able to look you in the eyes when you have sex, so any position that facilitates that will be a favourite. He does like putting your legs over his shoulders, but he also likes watching you ride him.
Prompt Request: Boromir (LOTR) + ❛ what did i do to deserve you? ❜
Hi Groovy!! How ya been? I hope you like it and that this does your idea justice :) I also put your two requests together, I hope you don't mind!! Please feel free to send in another request <3
boromir x gondorian! wife! female! reader
pretty much the ask!! also, this is for the 100 follower event (not longer taking requests)
word count: 535 words
reading time: about 3 minutes
warnings: mentions of battle and blood
prompt: ❛ what did i do to deserve you? ❜
If Boromir was asked what he valued most in this world, he would not hesitate to say your name. When questioned as to why he said your name, his answer was never the same. There was simply so much he loved about you that a single answer would not do you justice. He felt there were not enough words in any language to even begin to try to describe his love for you. How close he held you to his heart was known by everyone in the realm, as he looked to you as you held the moon and sun.
In turn, you looked at him in the same way, as this man held your entire being. There was not a day that goes by where you do not think of this man. He consumed your body and mind, for in your eyes he was perfect in every shape and form. In your eyes he hung the stars and the moon, the sun rose and set with him.
Thus, when it was decided he shall partake in a quest to save Middle Earth you accompanied him. Although he was originally against the idea, not wanting to put you in harm's way and being the reason his wife was injured. He inevitably folded allowing you to come with him, instead of staying at home in Gondor.
The beginning of the journey was easy enough, but it was not long until the small party you travelled with found battle. The lands were littered with creatures from Mordor, such things doing anything in their power to stop the quest you were on. Though you were a lady, you were trained in swordsmanship. A couple of times you had sparred with your husband but you were simply no match.
But it was nothing like in a real battle, how you sliced through your enemies the best you would. Dodging their stabbing spears and slices of the sword. The hoard that fell upon you was quickly thinning out, allowing everything to become much more manageable. But it did not stop the stray enemy from trying to land a cheap shot on your fellow adventures.
Boromir was consumed in the battle that he did not notice the half-injured enemy stagging towards him. Their sword was worryingly close to Boromir, ready to pierce his back and put an end to the man. Quickly you sprang into action, your sword driving into your enemy's back before it could do it to your lover.
Boromir was quick to turn around to ensure you were okay, the sight that greeted him had shocked him. He had never seen you in such a powerful state before how your chest heaved with your heavy breaths. The blood that caked your hair and faces only amplified your beauty. Despite the hundreds of thoughts littering his mind, he could only form a single sentence.
"What did I do to deserve you?" His voice was full of bliss and love as he spoke, eyes showing nothing but admiration for you. As the rest of the fellowship picked off the remaining enemies Boromir hand pulled you into a kiss. Pouring his love into it, as you were quick to return it. Even in the battle field your love conquered it all.
First time dealing with your emotions while on your period (I left out the pain for the most part)
Legolas:
He's pretty relaxed about it, on the outside, but completely lost on the inside, why are you yelling at him, for breathing? then crying the next minute. And now you are telling him to go away, and now you are crying again. He decides to bring you flowers, in hopes that it will cheer you up, he apologises thinking he and done something to cause this, so you have to sit him down, and explain it to him. After that, he is much more patient and understanding, which is all you could ask for.
Aragorn:
Aragorn doesn’t really understand what is going on with your mood swings, but he takes in his stride. When you are angry he would remind quite and let you rant, when you cry he will try and cheer you up, if you are crying because you saw something cute, he would probably sigh and let you get over it yourself. when you are feeling better, and its over, he would then ask you what it was all about, you tell him about your mood swings and the pain that you often felt, so after that he would bring you things home, that makes you happy.
Faramir:
Faramir hasn’t exactly experienced the period before since he hasn’t had any female relatives since he was five. He’s confused at first, you keep crying at random times, for random reasons. Like when he had given you a kiss on the forehead before leaving for work that morning. He had to reassure you he was only going to be paperwork when you had said that wasn’t the reason, he was lost. He ended up asking Aragorn, who filled him in on the details. So after work, he brought you flowers and sweet bakes. And spent the evening reading poetry. It became a tradition for the two of you. In other words, he is perfect.
Boromir
Like Faramir, he wasn’t very experienced with the monthly problem. You had shouted at him for something trivial, he didn’t shout back but he wasn’t happy, which made you cry. And now he was staring dumbfounded at you. He went to hug you, but you were having none of it snapping at him, to get to work. Which is what he did. But he thought about it all day. He decided to ask you when he went home, that evening. You told him about it, by yelling at him. He yelled back, it turned into a shouting match. Though from then on he was much more patient with you, only retaliating sometimes.
Eomer,
Eomer was used to it, he knew what it was that the pain you were feeling would make you angry, but he still couldn’t help himself when you shouted at him for no real reason, he had to shout back, and now you were in shouting war. That the whole of Rohan could probably hear. Eomer stormed out, he had work, to be getting on with, but he knew exactly what you needed, having someone bring you everything, flowers, sweet bakes that's what Eowyn liked, but he went beyond that., he even sent a minstrel, to play your favourite songs. Which you had to send away. He couldn’t be there himself, but he wanted to make sure you were happy. Partly because he loved you, partly because he was rather scared when you were angry.
Haldir
Why were you sitting on the bed crying and smiling at the same time? he had just got off duty, he bombarded you with questions, to which you replied, ‘I saw a cute bunny today’ he stared at you dumbfounded, why would that make you cry with happy tears? so you explained to him. He nodded as if he completely understood, that would explain why his mother had always gotten short-tempered when he was a child he guessed. The next day when he came home from duty he brought home a lovely carved rock, you seemed to like that sort of thing, and you did, crying happy tears, you had to tell him that if he were to really bring you back something every time, then the house would eventually be full, so he opted to bring you flowers instead.
