Hello, thank you for doing the matchup practice! I hope you start to enjoy writing and get more comfortable with it :) I would please like to request a matchup for a male character from the Lord of the Rings! (I am a woman, and also over age 18!)
I’m currently in graduate school and spend a lot of my time studying, playing the piano, baking, or knitting! I am pretty social and have no issues striking up conversations with strangers. I tend to be really fast on my feet in terms of coming up with comebacks/witty things to say, and I tend to tease my loved ones. I’ve been told that I’m funny and a good listener, though I can also be pretty gullible/naive.
In terms of appearances, I’m pretty short and have lighter features (blonde, blue eyes, etc). I have long hair and am also really curvy, especially in the bust area.
If you feel comfortable/would like to test out writing something nsfw please feel free, but there is zero pressure! Thank you so much💕
Thank you so much for sending this in! I will try my best!!
So... I would match you with...
BOROMIR!!!!!
I just have some basic headcannons for you, I'll start with the SFW ones
You met because Boromir once heard you play piano from an open window, he had never thought very highly of music or arts before, but he was transfixed, and you only noticed when you looked out after you had finished to find him standing there and grinning like an idiot
It eventually turned into a Romeo and Juliet moment, because when you play again a couple of days later, there he is again, and it becomes a running joke when you start to ask him if he wants to request anything (not that Boromir knew the names of any music to request)
He did eventually try to request a piece he knew, but he only knew the rhythm, so he tried (badly) singing it to you, causing you to giggle, and hearing your laugh and seeing your smile for the first time was the time that he swore that he would be yours and you would be his, so he asked you to accompany him on a walk around the city, and the rest is history!
Music does continue to be a big part of your relationship, though and he loves to hear you play at all times, there was a time that he would try himself, but he always shyed away from it because of how obvious he thought it was when he got it wrong, but you are working on him, though
Your sharp wit was something that surprised him originally, as he had not been raised with the idea that women could act this way (blame Denethor), but he quickly overcame it and loves this aspect of you now, and will always respond with a witty remark of his own, a heartfelt chuckle and maybe even a playful nudge
He did worry that your teasing would lead to you not getting along well with Faramir, once the relationship was more established, but he was soon proven wrong as you got on well, being quite similar people overall, and soon developed a steadfast friendship that even expanded Faramir's capacity for teasing
Denethor, however does not like it at all, and thinks that it is insulting that a woman could make jokes about Boromir, but as you get more secure in your relationship and the responsibility for Gondor it gives you, you decide to pay his opinions ever less heed, especially given the fact that everyone else in Minas Tirith likes you, and as your dislike for Denethor and friendship with Faramir grows, you become a solid member of the #FaramirAppreciation group
Like with music, Boromir was never interested in baking before you, but you do bring out more appreciation and interest for it in him, he loves to keep up to date with what you are making (and trying it obviously) and will always be up for searching for new ingredients or recipes for you
As time goes on, he does start to pronounce himself a bit of a baking expert, despite never having actually baked himself before, and often makes remarks during feasts (to no one in particular) like - "these are Gondor's traditional honey cakes you know, the kitchens here make them well, but my wife puts honey on the top, which keeps them more moist. You should definitely try the ones she makes sometime, because I do think they are much better"
Knitting is definitely where he draws the line, although he is still proud and supportive of you doing it, he makes it clear that it will not be something he will try, and he always makes a joke of calling it twiddling, light-heartedly obviously
Overall, Boromir finds you to be the person he can be most open and vulnerable with, and he loves to have deep talks, or just normal talks about emotions and pressures on you both, and this more accepting attitude around his emotions has been so helpful for him, but it definitely started with you breaching the subject first, originally in an unstoppable force meets immovable object style
One of his favourite things about you is your outgoing and friendly nature, as it makes any duty that involves meeting civilians much less daunting for him if it includes you
He takes a lot of pride in having you by his side, and always comments to the hobbits and to his soldiers about how brilliant you are, causing them to wait for the time they meet someone that makes them feel as happy as you do him
Sorry, got a bit carried away there, but here are the (much shorter) NSFW ones
Boromir hadn't intimately been with anyone before you, as he had never really wanted to have time for women, not for lack of them wanting to be with him, but he was far from innocent to this aspect of relationships having grown up with soldiers, so he knew what to do
As a partner, he is very much in touch with how you respond to what he does, and he always keeps a note in his head of what you like
He is big into steamy make-out sessions where his hands can run all over you, sometimes in a passionate rushed way, and others like he has all the tine in the world to appreciate you this way
Doesn't take much to get him going, only a look from you, or you in a particularly flattering dress, but the best is when he comes home from a long campaign and hasn't seen you for a while because after making sure you are ok, he is always wanting to show how much he missed you
Balancing sex life with his official commitments is a big thing for him, and he will always show a lot of restraint here, for example if he wants nothing more than to take the dress you are wearing to a dinner off, he will wait until after the dinner is done, not because it is not at the forefront of his mind, but because his duties are so important to him and he doesn't want to disrespect anyone by not being there or being late, but he definitely makes it up to you by keeping his eyes and hands always on you throughout the event and how well he treats you after it
On the lines of his official image, while he is a big fan of casual PDA, anything more is strictly kept in the bedroom, otherwise he gets uncomfortable
Sorry, the NSFW ones were pretty bad, but I'm just trying to trust the process that I will get better eventually, and if I improve, then feel free to send another request in to see if I can do it better. Also sorry for the long wait, life has been pretty crazy lately with me going on holiday and also just trying to catch up with the tonnes of sport that is all happening at the moment 😂. Anyway, I hope grad school continues to treat you well and that you have a lovely day!
Love from Fern :)













