#boss situation

[thereforepizza]

Another update on the boss situation

He’s

He’s still hot

And he is like the king of complimenting everyone

And the other day he was trying to walk by me and there wasn’t much room and he like subconsciously put a hand out to make sure I didn’t fall over trying to give him space

And I like—yknow, died.

And he is just so nice

And he sang two different happy birthday songs to me the other day and was like so cheery all day on my birthday and I just like ✨ascended✨

And I don’t think I like him like that nearly as much as I did at first, but he’s still fantastic

Le sigh

Also I think a lot of it is hormones. Let’s see if any of this goes away in like a week

[thereforepizza]

Update on the boss situation

It has now been 5 days.

The problem has not subsided.

He bought everyone candy today. Gave me a twix. I literally exploded. Kaboom. Melted right through the floor boards. I swear. Fucking stupid. Gr.

Earlier he was moving something with a forklift. Real close to my car. I was like. Bro. Careful. He was like “Need something, Pizza?” And I said “Wondering if you want me to move my car.”

He said “nah, I’ll just hit it.” I told him it would be ok bc my car’s a piece of junk. He smiled. Drove off. Didn’t hit my car. I forgot to continue walking on the ground for a moment but once the helium and shit poked holes and left my body I remembered most humans prefer to trod the dirt like rodents.

At the end of the day I was talking to his wife about how work’s been going. He chimed in. Said I was great to work with. Gave me a fist bump. I found my higher consciousness. It winked at me and kicked me in the chest so hard I crashed onto the scratched up brown floor and had to catch my breath for a minute.

All of this to say, I need a fucking nap.

[thereforepizza]

I’ve been holding this in for like 3 days but I have to say it

(This is a complete mess of a ramble but I have to get it off my chest)

I just started at my job this week, and oh no. My boss. He is gorgeous.

But like not just physically. His voice is super comforting, he’s like 6’2”, he’s kind, very respectful, and when I say he’s hysterical—that’s an understatement

There are a few smalllllll drawbacks though

1, he’s married

2, he’s probably like 15 years older than me

3, he’s my boss

But as weird as this sounds, i really don’t mind? Honestly he is major comfort vibes anyway so I get the feeling him and his wife might become my emotional support bosses (she is helping train me, and there’s more to this but I don’t have 3 hours to explain everything). I want them to adopt me.

Being a human is weird

Ew

Anyway, tldr, my boss is hot but I’m not interested in him and everything is weird