#bossposting

[ethical-incel]

Mafia boss trying to show his goons he's friendly and fun: "Hey boys, offing Jack or jacking off?"

[ask-eleven-three-eight]

[INTRODUCTORY POST – RC-1138 // “BOSS”]

Designation: RC-1138

Role: Sergeant, Delta Squad

Status: Actively trying to keep three maniacs from getting court-martialed

Operating zone: Priority Missions / Covert Ops / Apparently now this hellsite

Orders came in to “establish a digital presence.” So now I’m here.

I lead Delta Squad. We get shit done. Black ops, sabotage, HVT extraction, blowing stuff up. You name it.

If you’re here for updates: I’ll post when I’m not on a mission.

If you’re here for memes: go to Scorch.

If you’re here for “roast”: go to Fixer.

If you’re here for questionable content: go to Sev.

- BOSS -

[ask-eleven-three-eight]

Hey Boss! I broke my arm last night, would you sign or draw on my cast?

Of course! Hope you like the colour orange. If you want extra tooka doodles, @ask-twelve-six-two would be happy to help!

[thebossnotwario]

Hey, is this stupid thing on?

HEY, STOOGE!

If you're reading it... What are you doing here?!

You should get employed at Frickbear's and MAKE. ME. RIIIICCCCHHHHH!

What are you waiting for? Go! Go!