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100% ethically sourced, free-roaming, non-GMO fed. Top class. A stunning work of human dumbassery. Here's what some of our satisfied clients have definitely said without being edited or taken out of context: "He sounds like a decent guy despite everything." "Who the fuck are you? How did you get this number? Stop calling me, I'm not funding your inflatable balloon books business idea. How did you even lose all your money?" "I mean, it's like seeing a black hole, whether or not there's anything beyond it you would wanna gaze into it, a concept with a near-oxymoronic nature" "Hi, it's me, Hideo 'Video Games' Kojima, I am in Burundi and need money for the new Solid Gear gaem. Please send me 50.000 $ so I can go back to my husband Geoff Keighley and save gaming" Still has no idea how this website works

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This blog is a clown for my own amusement

The clown is 18+, minors please DNI

Honk honk motherfuckers

Reblog shenanigans won't stop me from shilling my short story. Go read it.

It's a noir with light supernatural elements called The Waning Willow.

In a world populated by humans, demons and who knows what else, two broke private detectives get hired by the owner of a local bar called "W

I am no longer asking

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wonbin lee

i’ve just been copy and pasting the same 4 drawings of her over and over LOL .. my collages… scrapbooking..

You know, estrogen will affect your libido... and the orgasms are utterly divine

I've heard that can have mixed results depending on the person. For some it kills their libido, for some it goes into overdrive, etc

Either way, not really interested right now, but I appreciate the suggestion

#incel-asks #anon ask #at this point I will need to tag posts like this with something like “the bit” cause they keep appearing every few months #I know who you are anon

atp I’m afraid we’re watching Ariana Grande go the way of Karen Carpenter. I know I made that post expressing frustration with the danger caused by the mummified celebrity Ozempic epidemic but I’m worried about her as a person…

I do think she should step back from public life for a while but I think it is extremely dangerous for her team to farm this as “public scrutiny” and not genuine consistent concern for her health and wellbeing and the health and wellbeing of her impressionable fan base. Most of the “scrutiny” is not about her messy personal life or criticisms of her career decisions, it isn’t haterism, a large portion of the public is afraid she is dying and we know damn well the entertainment industry always puts profit over the health and mental wellbeing of entertainers, particularly young women suffering from eating disorders.

Going to a friend in Vienna to escape the Italian brand of summer that is melting through me rn.

Great idea except that means I won't be able to relieve myself for two weeks. Me. The guy that almost did it at work once because he got too horny. This is going to either be shock therapy or denial kink fuel. Or hey I could break the streak, but it's been 26 years and counting so statistics aren't exactly in my favor there.

#so I guess if you degens wanna get off to that...#well you don't need my permission really #hornyposting?#hornythoughts #hornyposting

sawed-on-shotgun

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

tayama

cannibalcaprine

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

humannerds

#sfw #artfight ｜ For rainsonder of Nuru 💚👙🏐

mudmud b careful of heatstrokes

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