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[askclintashadirtythings]

favorite texture?

Clint: What? Like in general? I dunno... Leather? Velvet is good too.

Natasha: That chenille stuff is nice. I have a throw made out of it.

[askclintashadirtythings]

What's your favorite candy?

Clint: Reese’s Cups. You get some sweet and you get some salty. And they come in different shapes for holidays too.

Natasha: I don’t really like sweet stuff very much, so I usually go for spicy stuff like Red Hots or chocolate with chili powder mixed in.

[askclintashadirtythings]

Hi, Clint and Tasha! You two are a lovely couple! :) If you two decided to have children, what would you name them? Also, how would you two react if one or any of your children were trans or non-binary or MOGAI?

Natasha: Thank you very much. I think I’d want to wait and see what name felt right. There are some I like, but I’d probably know better after the kid was born.

Clint: Yeah, same here. Though I still have Indy on reserve.

Natasha: Never gonna happen. As for if one of our kids didn’t identify as cisgender - it wouldn’t be a problem. They’re our child no matter what.

Clint: Exactly. We’d support them 100% And I’d like to point out that Indy would be a great non-gender-specific name.

[askclintashadirtythings]

What do you guys normally do after one of you gets back from a long mission away from the other?

[askclintashadirtythings]

what happens when one of you is in the mood but the other quite isn't?

Natasha: Well, it depends on whether the one who’s not in the mood wants to try to get in the mood or not.

Clint: If they do, then we might make out or something. If they don’t, we do something else.

Natasha: Or the one who’s in the mood goes to rub one out on their own.

Clint: Masturbation for the win!

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The first time you two had a three-way with Steve, how did you convince him to do it??

Clint: We just asked him.

Natasha: Well... after we both had hit on him pretty hard. He blushes very easily. It’s cute.

[askclintashadirtythings]

Best ten names for cats, GO!!!

Natasha: Barring the obvious - Spooky, Jiji, Boo, Poe, and Smudge... you do the rest, I ran out of ideas.

Clint: Shithead, Blackbeard, Shadow, Crow, and Olive.

Natasha: Olive is green though.

Clint: Black olives aren’t.

Natasha: Fair point. Olive stays.

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What was it like when u realized u fell in love

Natasha: Scary. I was trained to view love or affection as weakness, and at the time, I was still unpacking all of that. So, realizing that I was in love with Clint really shook me.

Clint: I don’t think I was scared so much as feeling a little stupid that I hadn’t realized it sooner. I was a little worried she wouldn’t reciprocate, which resulted in her making the first move.

Natasha: I think it’s worked out pretty well so far.