Ask Clintasha Dirty Things

CURRENTLY ON HIATUS All the dirty things you wanted to know about Natasha and Clint's sex life but were afraid to ask. We answer non-dirty questions, too. This blog is NSFW by nature, but we will tag images with nudity and/or explicit sex as "NSFW" for your blacklisting pleasure. We do not own and did not make any of the gifs you'll see here, and we thank the original gif makers from the bottom of our dirty little hearts.

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Hiatus!

Sadly, Ask Clintasha Dirty Things is going on hiatus. The mods both have a lot on their plates right now, and questions have been few and far between. We’ll make an announcement when the hiatus is over.

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Natasha, do you use toys often? If so, which toys do you use?

Regularly, I’d say. I go for my Hitachi or a Vixskin dildo most of the time. As for my others, see this post.

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nonono Clint should be a red-tailed hawk. (like Tobias)

I’m just picturing a hawk in denim shorts. But we’re probably not talking about the same Tobias.

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favorite texture?

Clint: What? Like in general? I dunno... Leather? Velvet is good too.

Natasha: That chenille stuff is nice. I have a throw made out of it.

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hi this really has nothing to do with clintasha but i need help.! i need to know my sexuality. i am a girl but ive noticed i dont get horny with watching straight sex but i get horny watching lesbian sex. i want to feel that i like guys but i also might wanna have sex or fuck with a girl? (im not bi tho.) am i lesbian? please please help. thanks so much xx

Hi Anon. Honestly, we can’t tell you what your sexuality is. That’s something that’s solely yours, and no one else can define it for you. Sexuality isn’t a black and white thing, either. It’s fluid and can change throughout the course of your life. If you feel like you’re attracted to men and to women, you could consider yourself bisexual or pansexual, but it’s really up to you to explore that part of yourself and find out what you really think and feel. And really you don’t even have to label yourself. It’s all up to you.

You can find some more information about sexual orientation and identity at Scarleteen, if you’re interested in reading up on it.

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What's your favorite candy?

Clint: Reese’s Cups. You get some sweet and you get some salty. And they come in different shapes for holidays too.

Natasha: I don’t really like sweet stuff very much, so I usually go for spicy stuff like Red Hots or chocolate with chili powder mixed in.

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Hi, Clint and Tasha! You two are a lovely couple! :) If you two decided to have children, what would you name them? Also, how would you two react if one or any of your children were trans or non-binary or MOGAI?

Natasha: Thank you very much. I think I’d want to wait and see what name felt right. There are some I like, but I’d probably know better after the kid was born.

Clint: Yeah, same here. Though I still have Indy on reserve.

Natasha: Never gonna happen. As for if one of our kids didn’t identify as cisgender - it wouldn’t be a problem. They’re our child no matter what.

Clint: Exactly. We’d support them 100% And I’d like to point out that Indy would be a great non-gender-specific name.

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What do you guys normally do after one of you gets back from a long mission away from the other?

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Hi, Nat. So I'm 19 and a girl and I've never actually felt aroused or horny. Trust me, I've tried. I've tried porn, masturbation, etc. and nothing works. I definitely want to have sex at some point in my life so this is kinda a problem. Any suggestions?

Well, some people develop later or just don’t have that type of reaction. We’re all made differently and bodies are always changing. I would check out Come As You Are by Dr. Emily Nagoski. It talks about sexual response as well as other aspects of sexuality. I hope this helps, but don’t be hard on yourself or feel like your body is a problem.

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Blanket, top sheet, or duvet when you fall asleep?

I dunno what we have, but I can sleep anywhere.

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Nat, does Clint ever watch you masturbate or vise versa?

Oh, definitely. To both.

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I love your account so much! Every time I'm on Tumblr, I check back to see if you've answered anything new. It's so much to see you are back!

Thank you! Sorry we aren’t around as much as we used to be. We appreciate the love.

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what happens when one of you is in the mood but the other quite isn't?

Natasha: Well, it depends on whether the one who’s not in the mood wants to try to get in the mood or not.

Clint: If they do, then we might make out or something. If they don’t, we do something else.

Natasha: Or the one who’s in the mood goes to rub one out on their own.

Clint: Masturbation for the win!

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Do you guys ever get tired of sex?

Well... I wouldn’t say tired of sex, necessarily, but sometimes one or both of us are just not in the mood. If it happens, we just do something else. Cuddle or watch tv or leave each other alone.

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Masturbation tips, Nat?

Do whatever feels good, nonny. Try experimenting with different things, like different ways to use your fingers or even new toys. Try humping a pillow. Try everything and see what you like. And remember to use your imagination. That’s the best sex toy you’ve got.

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The first time you two had a three-way with Steve, how did you convince him to do it??

Clint: We just asked him.

Natasha: Well... after we both had hit on him pretty hard. He blushes very easily. It’s cute.