MHA facetime headcanons pt. 3
feat. pro heroes + lemillion + suneater
all might, endeavor, eraserhead, hawks, lemillion, + suneater
likes to facetime and have little lunch dates!!!!! <3 ((assuming izuku is busy ofc or actually yknow what? he'd call you anyway even if izuku was there and then the three of you would hang out and talk together))
((("honey can we adopt him?" "toshi, no he has a mother")))
every time he calls he always greets you with "lunch! together! you and me! now?" like yeah toshi we call the same time every day, ofc we're gonna have lunch now, you silly goose
you really like that once he gets settled in his private school room that he trusts you enough to decompress and eat in his small might form, it took a lot for him to allow you to see his small form the first few times but now it's normal
likes to make you lunch on random days and leave little sticky notes with cute messages and words of encouragement and, in turn, loves when you make him lunches too ((kinda makes his heart squeeze and he gets really smiley. it puts him in a great mood))
listens to you rant about work and offer advice on how to handle annoying coworkers
sometimes brings you around the school and all the kids love saying hi to you and asking about your day
the only way this man calls is by unintentionally butt dialing you
doesn't know how technology works
he can text but he has no idea how to facetime you on purpose
his fingers are so much bigger than his phone so he accidentally hangs up on you like three times
the type to only show his forehead
after a few weeks, he'll get the hang of things and actually know what he's doing but until then you have to be patient
likes to call when he's getting ready to sleep so he's sitting up in his bed while a book open on his lap
he's much more relaxed at night and talking to you helps him unwind
he's so soft at night too, he'll be very sweet but don't tell anyone or he'll gaslight you
you'd think all he talks about is wanting to surpass all might but he's changed his tune after,,, yknow almost dying to that crazy strong nomu and being sent to the hospital
loves to talk about shoto and praise his accomplishments to you as if saying "that's my son, look at how well I raised him" ((even tho you're sittin there like 🤡 okay buddy))
Face times you when his "cat misses you" yeah okay aizawa it's definitely your cat huh
"Toffee wanted to call you, he missed his cuddle buddy."
You coo over Toffee as Aizawa smiles softly from off-screen.
While you gush over Toffee he’s probably making himself some sleepy-time-tea.
Loud singing meows as he paws at the screen happy to see you.
Eventually, Shouta takes the phone from his overeager cat to finally give you attention.
Tells you about his classes for the day, mostly complains about his 'horrible' and 'bothersome' students.
You listen intently to his complaining, but you know he adores his kids till the end.
He’s secretly a very proud teacher.
So far your favorite students to hear stories about are Kirishima and Denki
Their stupidity never fails to make you laugh.
The call always ends with him softly whispering, “come over.”
You always do without hesitation
Your phone is ringing 24/7
Calls a lot when he’s on patrol, shows you the sights up in the sky
But the camera is never off him for long (the narcissist)
One of the only heroes who on camera with you, will beat the shit out of villains
“See kid there’s nothing to worry about! No one stands a chance against me!”
“KEIGO PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIGHT!”
The only time he doesn’t call you is when he’s in one of his moods.
You know how he was treated by the hero commission so when he’s in those moods you both usually text.
He assures you hearing from you through texts helps so you don’t push.
After that, it’s back to his regular scheduled calling.
Never texts you to come over always facetimes you to ask.
He always asks you to bring snacks and your fine ass booty.
You always laugh in delight and promise you’ll do both
Swears he’s going to marry you one day.
"hey babe babe babe babe pick up hey hey babe hey pick up pick up hey babe oh hiiiii baby how are you???" "mirio wtf"
facetimes you when he's bored and has pent up energy
he's usually a pretty busy guy but when he gets home from patrol and doesn't have any more homework he just kinda sits there like 😃 time to annoy my sweet baby angel 😃
likes to call when he’s babysitting eri too and acts as though it was only eri who wanted to say hi and totally not him at all, no way jk he’s loud and proud about being in love with you
pretends that he definitely didn’t spend all afternoon teaching eri to call you ridiculous nick names like “rainbow princess” and “sun bear”
“hi miss sun bear, how are you!!! :D” “eri what? who taught you that??” “your husband :)” “MY WHAT”
mirio also absolutely conditions her to believe that you and him are married
he thinks it’s cute seeing you blush and babble that she has the wrong idea
facetimes you when he’s on a break during his patrol!!
“hey what food do you think I should eat today?? it’s been a slow shift so I don’t know…”
stops at different food stands and shows you the menu and all the drink options
“ok but what if I got boba 🤤 do you want boba too?? I can ask kirishima to run back home :) fatgum won’t let me leave :,(“
kirishima will also steal his phone and run around “hey bestie!!!!! how’s suneater treatin ya???”
cut to distressed amajiki trying to jump and grab his phone back
when he finally gets you back he’s all pouty and you offer to buy him takoyaki for dinner
and then he’s like “:D ok!! thank you, angel :)”
also facetimes you whenever he gets really anxious
he trusts you to talk him down and reassure him that he’s a good hero and he’s a good boyfriend ((which he is idk how he doesn’t see it))
cried a little bit bc he loves you so much and feels like he doesn’t deserve you but you always tell him that he’s more than enough and he’s a wonderful person inside and out :)
