shane is tired and upset at the world one random day and he comes over to nuzzle into ilya’s neck and wrap his hands around ilya’s shoulder and whining wordlessly. ilya grabs shane’s waist and hug him for a bit before plucking out his phone and plays one of those corny ass love songs and starts swaying the both of them. shane complains into ilya’s neck but he’s swaying too and they dance slowly around the living room as the tension slowly leak from shane’s body
SUMMARY — there's two adrians. they both fuck reader 🤗
WARNINGS — no plot all porn... 18+, unprotected sex, threesome, lots of cussing, creampie, selfcest kinda?? og adrian in cuck timeout idk heh
A/N — i feel like i'm a porno everytime i write my warnings 🫡 uhmmm wrote this while watching the episode and realized, i too, would fuck two adrians. could not find a fucking picture from today's ep and i'm lazy. wrote this yesterday and posted using THE WRONG TAGS
also is this a bad time to admit that i hate everyone babying adrian he is a grown man with dick and balls he knows what he's doing
you probably were so going to hell for this. like, burn in hell, rot in fire, kind of hell.
it felt wrong too. dirty. even if both men were technically your boyfriend, one wasn't in terms of morality.
morality is overrated.
"adri—" you said, looking at your adrian. well, probably. hopefully. honestly, they were fucking identical, even wearing the same suit. "this is, like, alright, right? i don't know. it's a little weird. and i mean, even weird for us, weird."
your adrian smiles and leans to kiss your nose. "are you kidding, baby? this is awesome! fucking my girl right next to an alternate me? i've totally had wet dreams about this!" he's excited, like a little kid, and other adrian has the exact same shit eating grin.
"dude, i've totally had the same wet dream!" other adrian says. "except— well, my version of her doesn't like me at all, but that's alright!"
something about that makes your heart clench a little. of course there was two of her as well, and maybe the version of you from this adrian's realm hated him. you didn't think it was possible to live in a world where you weren't head over heels in love with adrian.
you turn towards your adrian, giving him a knowing look. it was a confirmation that it was okay. he understood as always and nodded.
"adrian." you whispered to other adrian. "you're okay with this too?" a hand reached to gently brush some hair off his forehead, to which he nearly flinched at. the thought made you sad— this adrian was clearly so touch starved, like how yours had been before you started dating.
"yeah, yeah. yes." he breathed out all too quickly. his hand tentatively tucked your hair behind your ear, like he was nervous to actually get to touch you for once. "you're still so pretty."
it was a oddly sweet moment, considering what was happening. your adrian looked at him and smiled all proudly. not an ounce of jealousy. "isn't she? i tell her everyday. the most beautiful girl in the world."
"so beautiful." other adrian agreed. his eyes were slightly sad. almost longing. "sorry. never been this close to you before."
you smile, and shake your head. he sounds exactly like yours.
"other— me... she's missing out. don't take what she feels to heart." you add. you and adrian clicked immediately, same goofy humor, same adoration for each other. it was instantaneous, like both of you just knew. soulmates, as adrian said all the time.
you turn your head over your shoulder. "adri, am i allowed to kiss him?" you ask almost shyly.
your adrian's bites his bottom lip and nods. "by all means, do whatever you want. this might be hotter than the one time you bent me over the kitchen counter and—"
he was cut off by you glaring at him. "adrian!" you scolded.
"you are so fucking lucky." other adrian said with a groan.
you smiled, rolling your eyes, before gently pushing other adrian back against the couch. you lean down to meet him in a kiss.
it's inexperienced and sloppy. just like your adrian (he never really became experienced. it was still a work in progress) but also so eager. you pull away, and his eyes are halflidded with lust and something else. love?
"by the way, i'm like sooooo embarrassed, but i'm totally going to cum before other adrian." adrian two says with a sheepish grin.
"dude, it's no big deal! don't be ashamed, other totally sexy version of me! i cum fast too!"
both of them giggle, which makes you giggle too, and other adrian looks at you like you are bathed in sunlight.
"good lord, this version of her laughs at our jokes?" he asks, and yours eagerly nods.
"yup! amazing isn't it? i just love her so much." he says fondly.
"please let me fuck you. i might actually die, or kill myself, if you don't let me. like, super duper serious here. my dick might break off." other adrian starts pleading, giving you those huge, sad puppy eyes.
you laugh again, and he leans up to start pressing soft kisses anywhere he can reach. your cheeks, your temple, your nose. anywhere until you quit laughing.
"it's not funny. i'm not even being dramatic. i wasn't even this hard when i sat and watched chris that one time."
your broww furrow— he was hard watching chris? you'd have to ask your adrian about that later. maybe, hopefully, yours didn't sit in the cuck chair with chris.
"yeah, okay." you agreed, and your adrian's hands started unbuttoned your jeans while you leaned to kiss the other again.
eager other adrian's tongue slipped into your mouth, doing little to mask his soft whines. your hand slipped to rub over his cock through his suit.
you feel your jeans get tugged over the curve of your ass. your adrian swats at it, making you moan into other adrian's mouth.
"i wanted to prep her first." your adrian says. "but she's so wet! babe, you're totally a perv!"
you want to turn and glare, but other adrian won't stop fucking kissing you. he kisses all eager and nasty.
"oh, and me, let me tell ya, this pussy is fucking heaven. the first time we fucked, i lasted three thrusts!" your adrian says eagerly, like three was a good thing, a gloved middle finger slidding down your clothed slit.
you can feel how soaked you are, your panties clinging to your folds. they're tugged down your thighs suddenly, and adrian spits onto your pussy.
other adrian snaked a hand to your clit, rubbing soft circles. you moan into his mouth, and he suddenly pulls back, kissing and nipping at your neck.
"she likes that." your adrian all but cooed. he helps you position yourself better, so all three of you can fit. "trade places with me. she loooves getting fucked from behind. she's quite slutty!" he says proudly again.
both adrian's quickly swap spots and there's a weird noise of fabric being moved. you realize adrian two is taking of his suit.
you turn to look, and nearly cum right there, untouched.
he's in a white tank top, and for some reason, it does wonders for his biceps. he's slightly shiny from sweating underneath you, and he's panting while eye fucking your bare pussy. his hands move to your ass, spreading them to get a better view of you.
"i'm so sorry, but i only have one time with you." he says, which confuses you, and before you can say anything, he drags his tongue from your clit up through your folds.
your whole body jerks, and without processing, he replaces his tongue with the head of his cock, dragging it though your cunt.
"yeah, holy shit. fuck, holy fucking shit, her pussy, man—" he whines behind you. "if we had more time, i think i'd drown myself in it."
"like a hermit crab with a snorkel." they both say at the exact same time, which honestly, scares you a bit. they have the exact same dumb shit going through their head.
"fuck." adrian two said, voice hoarse while the first inch of him pressed in. a whimper wracked his body at how perfect she felt—warm and tight and so wet, it was coating his thighs.
"that's it. there you go." your adrian says, and through lust blurred eyes, you look at him. you can't tell if he's praising you or the other version himself. it gives other adrian to push in all the way.
"holy hell, i'm going to cum waaay too fast—"
your adrian's cock was straining in his jeans, and he was fucking touching himself. palming himself with stupid groans.
you reach for it, eager to help him just as much, but he smacks away your hand. this wasn't about him— this was about you.
"don't worry about me, baby." he mumbled with a small smile. "focus on him. if i was a better man, i'd just watch. but my dick actually might explode."
your adrian unzips his suit, just enough to show off the slopes of his abs, and pull his cock out. he gave it languid strokes, before spitting on it like he'd did to your pussy earlier. his glasses were slipping slightly down the slope of his nose.
it was stupidly hot. he was getting off to watching himself fuck you.
other adrian hadn't moved yet— (probably trying not to cum too fast and still whining behind you) but he eventually pulled all the way out to thrust back in. he started a steady pace, his hands digging into your hips as he pulled your ass downwards onto his cock.
he seemed to be enchanted by the way your ass bounced against his hips, the sounds so wet and obscene.
both adrian's were moaning, your adrian matching his hand with his clones sloppt thrusts.
"god, i can hear how wet you are. you like being all messy for us?" your adrian asked, to which you nodded your head. other adrian whimpered, like he was enjoying the words too.
"she's so tight. she's squeezing my cock." other adrian mumbled, eyes glued to where his cock disappeared into your slick cunt. you responded by clenching around him, a moan getting cut off.
"fuck, i think she's gonna cum. is that right baby? can see it." your adrian hummed. you nodded. he was freakishly good at knowing exactly when.
other adrian scoffed like that was the craziest thing he'd heard. no way he'd stop now. he reached down to rub at your clit. somehow, his hips became more precise, hitting that spot that made you moan each time.
"coming!" you warned, "adri—!"
other adrian’s head dropped back with a whine as you came.
"jesus— fuck." he gasped against her neck between ragged breaths. "look at you." the words were half reverence, half filthy awe.
you weren’t just coming around him—you were drenching him in it, soaking his cock and thighs like you couldn’t hold back a single drop. and god help him if that wasn't the hottest thing he'd ever felt.
"knew you could take it." your adrian groaned, eyes hazy. "knew my sweet girl had this in her. pervvv!"
other adrian's thrusts turned slower now but somehow deeper— aimed solely at making himself come while you were shaking. stupidly teasing, just like your adrian.
"oh my god. 'm gonna cum. fuck— i can't, 'm gonna pass out. die, actually." adrian two rambles. cute, just like yours. his viice became more strained, less coherent. "please, let me cum inside. need to cum in you."
you look at your boyfriend, who, inbetween soft whimpers, nods.
"cum in her." your adrian encourages. "i'm— shit, gonna cum too. ah, next time we should both fuck her at the same time."
the idea of that makes all three of you moan, although they are a hell of a lot more whiney. and whining at the exact same time.
"yes, fuck, coming!"
"shitshitshitshit."
they both came, your adrian tensing in his palm before spurting on his fist and all over his abs and suit, followed by other adrian filling you up.
they both are panting, and you are too, aching. other adrian pulls out, (before pushing his cum back inside with two fingers) while your adrian leans to kiss your forehead.
there was about four seconds of peace before:
"ha! you came first! i lasted longer!"
"nuh uh, no way, you totally came first, i was watching!"
"well, i was watching you!"
"wait... really? i'm touched."
you couldn't even tell which adrian it was. you sighed, and grinned before rolling your eyes once more.
I wonder it I went too far with the weirdness haha. Basically. Almighty_Hat on ao3 has this concept of Shockwave creature and Senator Shockwave being two separate beings and I kinda. Love it a lot. So. I have this instead of Rocky. Ta daaah~
CW: Overstimulation, P in v, Size kink, Sonar half Beast form, Malevola’s house, Voyeurism, on the wall, Mal Listening, Masturbation, Mentions of Threesome, Mal x Reader (Kinda not really… but maybe👀)
Credit for Dividers: @uzmacchiato
MINORS DNI!!!!
You being pinned to the wall while Victor kept touching your Cervix and rubbing your Sensitive Clit after a successful Day of missions for a great way to end the night. Cupping your ass to move you on his dick like his life depended on it.
“Viccccc…” was all you could spew out after he got on his knees and ate you out— rolling the beautiful New tongue piercing against you made your already overstimulated Pussy send a tasty shiver through you as you pulled at his fur trying to push him away, earning a very low Growl from him as a warning. Him pushing your legs to your chest to do even more with his tongue.
You both are already on round 4…? Or was it 6? you honestly stopped counting since he seems to not care about how loud you two are with his best friend in the room beside you trying to sleep maybe.
But that’s not the case and Malevola may have to say Thanks to Prism for the recommendations of toys that don’t make much noise, ‘cause damn the way Victor has you whimpering has her already grinding into the wand she’s been using for the last hour feel so much better than it usually does.
All those Soft moans when Vic starts kissing your cervix over and over, those soft cries and silent Drabble of pleases, begging mixed with his name being chanted just does something to her more than she’d like to admit and wouldn’t dare admit the thoughts she conjures up in her mind if You allowed her to join.
All those dirty, twisted and foul thoughts of having you beneath her rubbing her clit with yours, imagining you chanting and begging with her name falling from your lips sends her over the edge ruining her sheets for the third time tonight.
And what’s more entertaining on all of this? Victor knows what she’s doing and also wants her to get off with you. He’s thought about it and wants to ask if Mal could join at some point in the future, But’ll worry later as he already has you digging your nails in his arms with only Gasps and small peeps of sounds coming from you now.
Him being Half beast now is also making your poor already dummied brain even dumber than Vic intended but Ohhh the way your eyes roll into your head, your mouth stuck in an ‘O’ and now you clawing him for leverage? Maybe he should call out of work tomorrow.
“I know, I know It’s too much Baby….. Do you want more…?” He smirked and spoke ever so softly while biting into your neck down to your breast’s making a mental image of how you look so blissed out by him.
The Shrill whine he got in response was enough for him to understand your done for the night, arching into him then pulling his fur with a vice grip just like your pussy is doing deliciously fluttering around him making him hiss at his own Overstimulation.
“A-Almost there- Fuuuuck!!” He was loosing it and felt another delicious yet painful shiver down his back before he pulls you to the bed to finally get you off the walls, Bouncing you up and down at a even more Brutal pace as you both Chased each other’s high.
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“Shit, Now I’m fucked.” Was all Mal could say after finally putting the Wand away for the night and trying to sleep, pushing the thoughts she had deep down somewhere she can’t think about it or she’ll say something she might regret in the future…
But the night had other plans when she saw Victor’s contact show up on her phone, with Opening that message being the best thing she could have ever done tonight:
