#botnapping

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Hmm thinking about it

I kind of want to explore the idea of Romantic Botnapping that ends in failure.

Whether because the one doing the botnapping isn't able to grab their partner of choice, their partner of choice escapes (whether on their own or they get rescued), or the allotted time period ends and they don't bond for whatever reason.

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Wait

We have talked about botnapping some time ago, so, what if Simpatico?

I can imagine how Brainstorm is thoughtfully builds up a plan to steal Perceptor right out of his lab, but plan goes awfully wrong because Brainstorm ends up being one who is stolen.

Percy flipped fucking UNO reverse card right in his face

Don't Underestimate horny Perceptor.

Just don't.

Simpatico courtnapping unoreverse

Like Brainstorm had it all down to A t, went to go and courtnap Percy when-

Oh look he's on the ground, and he's the one getting tied up in chains, and being carried to Percy's hub suit where he will be fucked hard

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Tf1 botnapping

Drift tries to botnap the little cogless miner who saved his life but gets a wrench to the helm for his trouble. This doesn’t deter him, he’s actually smitten. What started off as a misguided wish to get Ratchet out of the mines turns into Drift courting the little doctor.

All the other cogged mechs give Drift the side eye. All except Hot Rod who’s cheering his bestie on to woo the little cogless. Ratchet would ignore Drift but his gifts are doing a lot to actually help him take care of the miners. The extra Energon, the Shanix, it’s all going to the miners. Drift finds out and starts giving more because what Ratchet cares about he cares about.

Botnapping turned courting

Drift helping out and somehow becomes attached to all the miners

"These are our children, do not harm them."

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Robot courtnapping : I wonder what fliers think of fellow fliers who get courtnapped by grounders....

"Wow can't believe you got caught like that." or something along those lines

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Blurr would make Orion look so pretty. All dressed up in gold, shiny gems, and silken fabrics with his paint always perfect and shiny. A beautiful Trophy Wife befitting of the Champion Speedster.

He so would. Look at how pretty he can make his coggless bot. All the fabric, and gems he can buy just to decorate his beauty.

I think Orion should be put in a special box during the Iacon 5000 with the other kidnapped bots, and when Blurr wins, and the Camera is being grabbed by Blurr he turns it around to show Orion. and the Miners are all deadpan. "Is that- That;s Orion." "Orion is alive!?" "Dee Look it's Orion."

and all D-16 can do is look at the mech he's been trying to find for weeks now. look at how pretty, and uncomforable he looks when in the camera's view. Orion looks like Primus created him himself.

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Botnapping post

Imagine if autobots don't know about this tradition at all

Op just chilling with his friends, nothing is happening, but then they get distracted by loud argument of other bots, turn back to Optimus AND OH BUDDY HE IS GONE

WHERE IS HE???!!?!

They are freaked out

Op is freaked out too

And only Megatron who grabbed him while running past the company is satisfied.

He runs surprisingly quiet and fast.

I don't even know what continuity this would be more funny for,,, Rid 2001 because I just saw a post a bout Prowl and his brothers being chaotic.

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Sometimes I forget I can ask questions and that this blog is not just a place where we anons team-up to worldbuild horny AUs and weirdly angsty porn scenarios.

I've seen it in another valveplug blog, so what do you think of Decepticons botnapping Autobots to make their wives? Wait, is this ask also just worldbuilding a horny au?

I love this a lot. In another Fandom we call it courtnapping and I'm so into that.

Just Megatron botnapping Op just because it's decepticon way of courting. Botnapping your mate so they know they can hide and protect you from anything that may cause harm to you and your potential sparklings.

Sweet adorable anon. This is how the world building starts out. One ask that spires out of control.