#goofy rambles

[goofy-transformer-stuff]

I had a silly thought.

Imagine Megatron refuses to invite Starscream to his Conjunx Ritus with Optimus, but Optimus invites Starscream anyway.

Everyone expects Starscream to sit with the rest of the Decepticon guests who were invited by Megatron.

Instead, Starscream sits with the Autobot guests that Optimus invited, and right in the front row to boot.

"I was personally invited by the Prime, so of course I will be sitting in the front row where I can watch everything."

And yes, he's wearing a crown.

[alaskan-wallflower]

does anyone know how to stop your puppy from humping your possessions

[3allhallowseve3]

your satyr/demon(?) goat nihil is SO CUTE. IM IN LOVE WITH THIS IDEA. HE NEEDS SO MANY EAR SCRATCHES!!!!! AND IMPERATOR IS DEFINITELY PETTING AT THE BASE OF HIS HORNS!! he needs to be smothered in kisses(duh. he wrote an entire song about this. it was just a reminder that he needs constant attention from imperator) and cuddled bc he is So soft and requires love

Honestly it just occurred to me I drew him as what can be considered a satyr demon thing so yes. Thank you, glad you like it!

And YES GOOD EXACTLY. He wants all the ear scratches in the world and will beg and beg Imperator till he gets them. Definitely kicks his hooves in frustration if Sisters attention isn't 100% on him. Also probably likes some pets on the base of his tail.

Sister is definitely gonna kiss the goat if the go goat is as adorable as Nihil is. <3

Totally willing to do more goofy doodles of this if your heart so desires.

[goofy-transformer-stuff]

You know, I started thinking about TFA Prowl and the character arc he went through which led to him sacrificing himself and...

Honestly, out of all the characters in TFA his death is the one that fits the narrative the best and opens a lot of opportunities for people to explore the grief that Optimus's team goes through after losing Prowl like that.

[goofy-transformer-stuff]

In relation to this silly thought I had here:

After the ceremony, Megatron thinks Starscream will leave.

He actually thinks the Seeker would be satisfied with having crashed the wedding by sitting in the front row seat, on the Autobot side, lounging in that giant shuttle's lap.

But then it's the reception.

Starscream of course decides he wants to ruin that for Megatron too, but he has that perfect mask of innocence that Optimus foolishly falls for hook, line, and sinker.

"I'm just congratulating the two of you! And of course I have to thank the Prime here for personally inviting me to this ceremony!"

[goofy-transformer-stuff]

So I just had a fun thought based on the Amnesiac Megatron AU over on @yayasvalveplay 's blog

Imagine after breaking the AllSpark, Optimus gets his memories wiped and Megatron decides to take full advantage of that.

[goofy-transformer-stuff]

Honestly I really want to go into how sex education is handled in Cybertronian Citystates vs Colony Worlds because there is likely a lot of variety, some of which would definitely be dependent on the local culture of each city and also each planet

Not to mention the resources that are available to the classes (and whether certain groups need more members than others, which leads to the question of "Should we purposefully hinder their access to interface education so they create more? Or should we continue the route of cold-construction for the lower castes?"

So much potential for this subject alone....

[goofy-transformer-stuff]

WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU DECIDED TO CONFESS TO RATTY!

And ofc it would end well, it was a mutual crush lol

Now they just need to get married

Also I gave Goofball a new outfit