Goofy's Transformers Corner

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Introduction

Hi I'm Goofy and I made this side-blog to put all of my Transformers related shit and to also have a place where I can goon about these robots in peace.

Also if you are under 18 and try to interact or even follow this blog then you will be blocked. I don't need your specific age, just say if you're 18+ or even 20+ and you'll be fine.

:Tags:

#valveplug (nsfw), #fanfic recs (Fanfics that I recommend), #my fics (My Fanfiction), #fanart (Cool art I see), #my art (Art I've drawn), #goofy aus (My AUs), #askers aus (Someone else's AUs), #goofy rambles (random text posts), #goofy answers (Asks)

:Ships:

MegOP (All Continuities, especially TFA, TFP/Aligned, and TFO), ShockBlurr (TFA), BlitzBee (TFA), Dratchet (IDW), MegaStarOP (TFA), Sliprachnia (TFA), MegaSoundOP (TFP/Aligned), Sliptinel (Slipstream/Sentinel | TFA), Sentirachnid (TFO), Tarnma (IDW), JazzWave (TFP/Aligned, G1, IDW), Whatever OC Ships You Think Of (I'm always down to clown for OCxOC or OC/Canon stuff, whether it's one of my OCs or one of your OCs)

Anything not on the list you can still ask about, but they may not be my preference. If the ship is a hard no then I will delete it from my inbox if you're an anon or answer privately if you're off anon.

:AUs & Fics:

An Archivist's Spark - My main/primary ficverse where I just went "Hey, what if there was an Orion Pax in TFA before the War and he got into a relationship with Megatron?" | will eventually contain a ShockBlurr side-story/midquel.

Save a Grimlock, Ride a Decepticon Outlaw - A Transformers western AU where Optimus is a Sheriff who doesn't have a town he's assigned to protect. So he patrols in the wilds for any Decepticon Outlaw Activity. Of course he's secretly hooking up with Megatron for some good ol' interfacing, but that's off-record.

Sold for Temporary Peace - The Decepticons got access to the codes for the Omega Sentinels and made their own, so the war got prolonged even further. As a means of hopefully recuperating and gaining a second wind, Ultra Magnus sells off Optimus Prime to Megatron in exchange for a temporary truce.

Amnesiac Optimus AU - After shattering the AllSpark at the end of Season 1, Optimus's processor gets put through a complete factory reset and he loses all of his memories. Megatron decided to take advantage of this and quickly recruits the newly dubbed Orion Pax into the Decepticon ranks.

Bred for War AU - The Institute basically gets the Ministry of Science to fuck around with CNA Samples taken from Warframes to create Sparklings to then potentially use against their Warframe parents.

:Ask Rules:

Only send in asks related to Transformers, nothing else. Anything not related to Transformers will be deleted; continued spam will get you blocked.

Be polite. If you're rude to myself or other askers then you will get your messages deleted; continued rudeness will get you blocked.

I am liable to temporarily turning anon off if it is anons violating the first two rules and anon will be turned off until I believe you have calmed down.

Nothing involving Yaya or AUs that I have made with her (Secretary AU specifically); I will not elaborate on this further.

(Last Update: 3-22-2026)

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Aaahhh saw fanart on BlueSky where OP, Elita, and Sentinel all became spiderbots and I want to write out "Stages of Grief" now!!!!

For reference, it was this post here!!

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Did some doodles of my actual TFsona today for a little something that will be coming up later~

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Au where the autobots and decepticons are fighting over the right to cyberform Earth (autobots say no while decepticons say yes) because it's one of those continuities where Cybertron is genuinely gone gone and the decepticons want to kill all organic life on Earth in order to turn it into Cybertron 2.0 because for some reason it's the only planet they can do that with and they damned Cybertron to the point of total destruction

Queue the big whole "why do we/they deserve to live so much more than they/we do" argument between Optimus and Megatron, because it's one of those situations where Megatron wholeheartedly thinks his intentions are noble.

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Hmm thinking about it

I kind of want to explore the idea of Romantic Botnapping that ends in failure.

Whether because the one doing the botnapping isn't able to grab their partner of choice, their partner of choice escapes (whether on their own or they get rescued), or the allotted time period ends and they don't bond for whatever reason.

[senorcheezfeet]

Starscream using Megatron’s old bf as a living shield lives rent free in my mind 😭

[metalenergy]

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I still think it's funny that if the trine is reforged in Gilded Wings, Blurr is going to be the fucking voice of reason.

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I've recently gotten into paleontology and I think one of the scariest things would be Shockwave learning about Earth fossils during his cloning-extinct-species phase.

"Tell me more about these 'sea scorpions.'"

Back in the winter of '96 a little girl going to the natural history museum in NYC saw a replica of these bad boys and promptly shit her pants in fear. still don't remember how I managed to cover that up w/o my mom finding out but you get the picture

That said, I think he deserves no less than twenty breeding pairs. As a treat.

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Oh.

I just realized something.

The Jettwins are probably going to die in An Archivist's Spark-verse considering what I have planned for Starscream.

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CRISIS AVERTED

I FOUND A WAY TO SPARE THEM!

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Oh.

I just realized something.

The Jettwins are probably going to die in An Archivist's Spark-verse considering what I have planned for Starscream.

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Alright!

Timeline for the fucked up projects the Ministry of Science get up to in the AUs I generally play around with!

Project: Warframe Domestication. Started 2.5 million stellar cycles ago with Deadlock's reformat into Drift. Concluded approx. 800 stellar cycles ago.

Project: Spark Recycling. Started 2 million stellar cycles ago, specifically after the Tyrest Accord was signed. (Big part of "An Archivist's Spark-verse)

Project: Spark Manufacturing. Started 2 thousand stellar cycles ago, but discontinued after a thousand due to lack of adequate resources and funding. (The main project that the Bred for War AU is centered around)

Project: Safeguard. Started in the 22nd century (2 million years after the Tyrest Accord was signed, so modern day in canon) and potentially ongoing. (The only project taken from canon)

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Basically the Ministry of Science was hoping to replace the Spark Recycling Project with the Spark Manufacturing Project.

Unfortunately the Spark Manufacturing was deemed too resource and time consuming when compared to the Spark Recycling Project, and there was too many risks with the CNA Samples they had.

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Alright!

Timeline for the fucked up projects the Ministry of Science get up to in the AUs I generally play around with!

Project: Warframe Domestication. Started 2.5 million stellar cycles ago with Deadlock's reformat into Drift. Concluded approx. 800 stellar cycles ago.

Project: Spark Recycling. Started 2 million stellar cycles ago, specifically after the Tyrest Accord was signed. (Big part of "An Archivist's Spark-verse)

Project: Spark Manufacturing. Started 2 thousand stellar cycles ago, but discontinued after a thousand due to lack of adequate resources and funding. (The main project that the Bred for War AU is centered around)

Project: Safeguard. Started in the 22nd century (2 million years after the Tyrest Accord was signed, so modern day in canon) and potentially ongoing. (The only project taken from canon)

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*rubbing my hands together with glee*

I think I have a decent timeline for some of the Ministry of Science's experiments in my TFA AUs~

Because I just checked and Project: Safeguard did not start until after Starscream was captured at the beginning of Season 2 by the Elite Guard when they came to Earth.

So that means two of the primary projects I attribute to the Ministry of Science after the Great War would predate Project: Safeguard by at least a million stellar cycles (years)

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I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

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I think I'll finish the concepts for Fractal, Euclidean, Catalan, and Euler after I finish my errands for the day.

Transcendental and Illogica can wait

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what does Fractal look like?

Fractal is the one on the left where I was experimenting with fucked up mouths - I haven't designed a body for her but her alt mode would be this:

McDonnell Douglas (Boeing) X-36

She's still in the rougher stages of design, but I do like to imagine Shockwave's empurata fucked with his CNA to the point where any offspring made with his CNA will always looked just a little fucked up in some capacity - if you consider the faces I drew for the ShockBlurr kids