what if orion pax used to make interface videos for a quick profit.
sometimes its just self-service videos where he rubs his valve on like a corner of a table or stuffing his afthole full of his servos. sometimes hes riding a fake spike (or some dangerous substitute of a spike because hey he doesnt have many options) or pinching and torturing his node, purposefully edging himself. occasionally, he asks for d16 to frag him and he posts it on some seedy sites (with d16s consent). one of their top videos is "my BEST FRIEND helps me with BREAKING my VALVE SEAL!!!"
anyway fast forward to millions and millions of years later during the war, a Decepticon somehow uncovers Orion Pax's sex tapes (and some of the DPax ones) and puts it on blast and is like "is THIS your LEADER???" cut to moans and whines of Orion Pax begging for D16 to cum inside him. Optimus is mortified as fuck, Megatron is lowkey impressed someone was able to restore such old photos, also he's quite pleased and he also gets so hard at the memories of it.
next week theres a ceasefire, next next week theres talk of peace negotiations
next next NEXT week there is a peace treaty
and thats the story of how Orion Pax sex tapes stopped the war.
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