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Prowl getting railed by all the Constructicons, because he works hard all day, and no one appreciates his incredible foresight, and it takes multiple bodies working every hole, plug and port to get his impressive processors to stop calculating outcomes and feel, just be in the moment and feel alive.
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since the primary goal of interfacing with a sparked mech is to contribute nanites to the sparkling's frame, when they overload their valve constricts a lot more than normal to pull transfluid into the forge. it's sinfully tight, and the warmth of their forge and change in lubricant thickness during gestation makes sex with carriers extremely pleasurable.
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I really really really REALLY want someone to frag Rodimus until all he can do is whine and make tiny noises. The cocky, confident bravado? Gone. Also, teeny bonus, all the self-deprecation? Gone. Praise him, fuck him, whatever, just so that he can't talk, cant think, cant make jokes at his own expense or pretend hes the best thing to exist.
Ya know? Megatron could probably do that. Or Drift. Or Ratchet. Wait- no- tag team Dratchet. They could definitely pull this off. Make that boy beg 'till he cant talk anymore.
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starscream having a "high command with benefits" dynamic with megatron but the sex is like really bad and he has to deal constantly with all the bullshit that happens in the nemesis on top of that so yeah this makes him frustrated
cue to him later on abandoning the decepticons for reasons not related to his bad sex life and joins the autobots. everyone is of course very wary of him but optimus has the patience of a saint with him and treats him with more kindness he has ever experienced in his time as the SIC of the decepticons.
one thing leads to another and optimus and starscream end hooking up and starscream finally gets to orgasm during it. this makes him so happy he wants to go to megatron and rub it on his face that Optimus Prime has a better stroke game than him.
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Sometimes I think Starscream likes being choked.
Honestly cant help thinking about big femmes who are basically that meme of 'tall wife/short husband' except its just these massive femmes dicking down their respective smaller mechs.
There's this one person I follow who made a peice of art of TF1 Chromia who canonly is a Iacon 5000 racer, and cogless Ironhide and all I can think about is that tiny cogless red bot getting his valve absolutely destroyed by his massive racer girlfriend.
Peak ship dynamic I don't make the rules
reading a fic and it has thundercracker bee interactions and skywarp bee interactions and oh holy shit am i thinking about that lil bot stuffed between the two seekers, imagine: skywarps being a dick and biting and teasing bees little horns and toying with his doorwings while thundercracker is being more gentle and sweet soothing over the spots skywarp leaves behind ALL while they rail him stupid style its making me unreasonably fucking horny and added bonus for starscream in the cuckchair jorkin it while watching his trinemates go to town on autobot valve
do we see the vision??? ahem anyways woe suffer my horny nonsense
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Did you know that computer "bugs" are called that because in early computing one of the most common causes of failure was because a literal insect got stuck somewhere in the wiring? Cybertronians are gonna start calling glitches "humans" they way im gonna be All Up In Their Wires and Playing with them >:3c
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