#bottom!optimus

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MegOp roleplaying a cliche trope with Optimus just getting stuck in a hole in the wall like "oh no help me im soooo stuck~" ignoring the fact hes a goddamn truck and is strong enough to break out of the trap if he wanted to but its part of the roleplay. And megatron gets so fucking bricked up at the prime being completely helpless and at the whims of his desires so he starts fucking optimus and optimus is choking out names just to rile megatron up

"ratchet, primus you're so talented."

"Tarn your spike is kissing my forge."

"Jazz... you fill me up so well..."

"Bulkhead.....slow down please..!"

"Starscream you're... going to make me a carrier...!!"

(The last one pissed Megatron off so hard he started brutally fucking Optimus who realized that he probably shouldn't have said that name. Felt good as hell though he still flicks his bruised node to the thought of Megatron's roughness)

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Tfp Soundwave and his tentacles everywhere in and on Optimus body, while the usual stoic Prime is getting overload after overload and cannot form a coherent thought ? (If he felt guilty once, he doesn't anymore. It feels so good !)

Megatron watching from afar and who cannot even be mad to his most loyal and handsome soldier fragging his Prime because he is thirsting after both of them. (He wants to be in Optimus place. He wants these tentacles in his valve).

This how MegOp reconciles at the end. Ah and they get many sparklings (amongst them, some casseticons).

Soudwave: superior.

The last sentence killed me. Cherry on top

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what if orion pax used to make interface videos for a quick profit.

sometimes its just self-service videos where he rubs his valve on like a corner of a table or stuffing his afthole full of his servos. sometimes hes riding a fake spike (or some dangerous substitute of a spike because hey he doesnt have many options) or pinching and torturing his node, purposefully edging himself. occasionally, he asks for d16 to frag him and he posts it on some seedy sites (with d16s consent). one of their top videos is "my BEST FRIEND helps me with BREAKING my VALVE SEAL!!!"

anyway fast forward to millions and millions of years later during the war, a Decepticon somehow uncovers Orion Pax's sex tapes (and some of the DPax ones) and puts it on blast and is like "is THIS your LEADER???" cut to moans and whines of Orion Pax begging for D16 to cum inside him. Optimus is mortified as fuck, Megatron is lowkey impressed someone was able to restore such old photos, also he's quite pleased and he also gets so hard at the memories of it.

next week theres a ceasefire, next next week theres talk of peace negotiations

next next NEXT week there is a peace treaty

and thats the story of how Orion Pax sex tapes stopped the war.

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Tfp Megop where megatron has a freakishly long tongue. And i mean LONG tongue. His tongue is segmented and he can contract and expand it as long as he pleases. imagine megatron balls deep inside optimus locking lips with optimus and then just shoving his tongue down optimus' throat and wiggles it around. Theres a visible, moving bulge on optimus' throat and he cant gag or pull megs tongue out cause its too far down and megatron isnt budging at all.

Optimus is, simply put, trapped and full to the brim of megatron. Megs long, thick spike inside his valve and megatrons tongue deep in his throat, feeling like it could probably reach down his tanks. Distantly, optimus wonders if megatron could lick his own spike from inside him, if his tongue was much much longer and could reach every single crevice in optimus' frame

Ok now make him eat out Optimus

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I need. I need to devour Optimus so badly. I need others to devour Optimus so badly. I need his valve pinned open so everyone can see his transfluid-filled forge and his cute node blinking for attention and he can only whimper or whine because behind his facemask is actually a dildo that crams all the way down his intake and there's a vibrating spike in his afthole and a vibe right on his node but also I lowkey want it romantic so there's like rose petals or smthng scattered all around him and im gonna watch his pinned open valve calipers try to cycle down on nothing but the cold air and maybe a bot megatron can spit right down his valve channel and theres a servo fingering and tracing his open channel and someone flicks and pinches his node and he just SQUIRTS HARDDDDD *desperately tries to hide my boner*

Holy shit anon slow down I was out of breath reading this

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Optimus Prime is still deep down Orion Pax, a menace to a society. A menace to a society who loves getting railed and sucking some spikes in a confessional or on an altar, whatever it's an Archnemesis, a Senator or one of his second-in-command, worshipped by Primus's chosen one himself.

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tfa Optimus should have the most powerful valve in history. Obviously powerful because his pussy game is so good it ended a war. But also something about the idea of Megatron being irritating while eating out Optimus and being punished by Optimus clenching down so hard it breaks his glossa is hot. Just fucking snapped in half. They’d stop because Megatron is like ow fuck that hurt, but the idea of Optimus still getting off on the thick, severed glossa still in his valve for a bit and them needing to fish it out so it can be reattached is also hot.

Especially since it’s embarrassing as fuck for Megatron, and either embarrassing for Optimus that he lost control and snapped like that (cute), funny to Optimus that Megatron’s tongue couldn’t handle an autobot valve of all things (funny), or it’s finally Optimus’s turn to be the unbearably smug one (also funny).

I think it’d be extra hot if several stellar cycles later Megatron came in to the medbay with a significantly more unpleasant demeanor, and an autobot who’s smiling a bit too much with a spike that mysteriously got wedged in him that they can’t seem to pull out. Yes, medic, it’s just a toy. Don’t mind the exposed wires, or the biolights, or the glob of protoform near the base. Also if you speak of this to anyone you will be dead within the hour.

This is fucking hilarious. Now drop the 5k of robosmut anon.

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all wars could have ended if optimus just gave his pussy to megatron. i promise optimus letting him stick his crazy dick in you will fix him TRUST THE PROCESS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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