Jaskier snogging/dancing with as many different people as possible during a night out to see how long it takes for geralt to get jealous and do something about it 👀👀👀
It takes 30 seconds and Jaskier is very satisfied with himself.

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Jaskier snogging/dancing with as many different people as possible during a night out to see how long it takes for geralt to get jealous and do something about it 👀👀👀
It takes 30 seconds and Jaskier is very satisfied with himself.
Okay but Jaskier constantly buying geralt little gifts when they stop in villages, but accidentally buying him useless crap all the time because he has no idea what’s actually useful for monster hunting and gets too easily distracted by random cool looking stuff. But geralt keeping all the useless presents anyway because he never gets gifts and can’t bear to throw them out 💕💕💕
Geralt, wrapping up his 118th Precious Moments figurine: Thanks babe...
Okay but competent healer jask also knowing a lot about skin care and getting vesemir into face masks and self care?? Wolf dad deserves a spa day
I am putting it out into the universe so that perhaps an artist may see it and choose to bless us:
Vesemir with cucumbers over his eyes and a nice face mask w/Jask.
ajdkjflsdjfls I'm terrified that you made Vesemir the continent's version of Billy Ray Cyrus, but in that case??? who's Miss Hannah Montana?
He’s got the best of both worlds.
do you think jaskier's written songs about roach
Jaskier ghostwrote the original Common version of "Olde Town Road ft Vesemir"
What are geralt’s, jaskier’s and yennefer’s stupidest talent/ability?
Geralt is a fantastic juggler.
Jaskier can recite the alphabet backwards.
Yennefer can walk on her hands.
Drunk you is an adorable you. Since fairy au is my one true love, does Jaskier ever partake? I know he had a tiny drop when injured but I'm talking big Jaskier. Let a girl know 💜
That bitch makes his own Dandelion Wine and gets hella smashed and does burlesque.
I love you, you queer little fae creature 😘😘
We are all blessed by your presence
Stina Bean 😭😘🥺