#sneeze attack

[pepperandfeathers]

As much as I’m a sucker for frustration and/or humiliation, there’s something charming about someone’s reaction to their own prolonged sneezing fit being amusement

[bluerose777]

So sneezy in my black bra! 🖤❤️🤧

Rapid, wet, girly sneezing fits into tissues, no nose blowing mess shown. 💜 Unzipping my winter coat to reveal I'm only wearing a bra and panties. 💕 My scarf is the only item of clothing completely removed. 💗

Trying desperately to talk through my sneezes as I tell you how much I love this bra, sneezing wetly onto my bouncing cleavage, my tummy in full view as I can't stop sneezing 😍

Full clip at the usual places tomorrow ❤️

[lake-snz]

Stifling with a New Vial of Chinnkni (f)

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Fuck. This was more than ridiculous. Deciding I would have some alone time (and in a separate room from my roommate), I broke out the chinnkni to record something. My nose was already dripping and itchy from being out in the cold, so I figured I’d give myself some relief.

Everyone knows how potent a new vial is, and this one was no different. I opened it up and held it to my nostrils. Immediately feeling a rush of spices, my nose tingled with each brief inhale to each side. As soon as it clung to the sensitive walls, I was frozen by an incredibly strong tickle. Knowing I wasn’t completely alone in the house, I smushed my nose into my sleeve and sneezed. And sneezed. And sneezed. It felt as though they wouldn’t end, causing me to be completely breathless by the time things slowed. Even after being assailed, my nose continued to well up with an unforgiving itch. As quietly as I could manage, I allowed the tickle to have its way until blowing the rest of the chinnkni from my nose.

[thesneezegirl2510]

Sneezing! Part One!

This is perhaps the bravest (or most stupid) thing I’ve ever done…I’m really putting all of myself out there and I hope people like it. I may or may not delete it later today. These were strong. My sneezes have definitely changed in sound since becoming pregnant. I’ve also noticed watching this back that one breast is growing faster than the other! Oh well! Please be kind!!

T.S.G

[sneezemachinegirl]

Hi everyone! My allergies are worse than ever today! I was walking in the garden at work and my nose started itching! Thank goodness I was alone and I was able to let it all out. I really can't stop. Want to hear my stories of sneezes at work? Some are so embarrassing!

[sneezigrl]

Less successful stifles ☺️

[dozecode-blog]

The sneeze blow combo

You know the drill. She has a terrible head cold and blowing through tissue after tissue. Her sneezes are thick and wet. Down to the last tissue and after three or four stifles, it’s reduced to a shredded damp pile of pulp in her hand.

But another sneeze is working down from the sinus into her left nostril… what to do?

She reaches for the soaking wet remnants of a tissue, brings it up to her nose, head goes back and immediately sneezes hard with a huge honk right into what remains. There’s no time and the force is too great. She just lets out a full honking l, snot filled blow into the torn tissue. It fails!

Snot has gurgled up the sides of the tissue and her nostrils, soaking her nose thoroughly in green goop.

…oh no! another sneeze is on the way… She has no choice - drops the tissue and just sneezes hard into her hand, letting loose a full blow as soon as she stifles between her two fingers and thumb.

… then the mad dash to the bathroom to clean the mess before another sneeze takes hold. “Hey Out of the way - Sdotty bess bakig way - ahhhh ahhh chhhhhoooompppph - too late Sdiff Sdiff “.

[thesecrowdedstreets]

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I’m feeling particularly cute and self-indulgent tonight (read: needy), so I thought I’d share a couple of old recordings that never made it to snzblr (see details on both below the cut)

1) @closetsnzbian and I have been reflecting on the first one recently because it’s one even *I* find cute (and while the act of snzing gets me 🥵, listening to myself snz is a no-go). that was actually recorded during a work call I was taking from home. I was on camera for the first 4-5 snzes (muted) before getting up and walking away when I realized I wasn’t going to stop. I came back to bless yous and my gorgeous power-woman of a boss asking me if I was alright in the most sweetly concerned tone of voice that just ☠️☠️☠️

2) the second one is a favorite of mine because of the classic snzfic scenario… I pulled a dusty old duffle bag down from the closet, inhaled at the wrong moment, and pretty quickly began sneezing (apologies for the train passing by in the background)