Jan 17, 2020
Most war stories: Yeah this guy was stabbed and he died, pretty sad right?
The Iliad: This man was stabbed in the BOWELS!!!!! His liver S L I P P E D out!! Alas, he was a sack of wind! A fool! His death was not one of importance, especially to the soldier who killed him! Their fathers’ fathers’ mothers hated eachother! So their bloodlines have been soiled by hatred for one another. The battle around them continues!
#the whole bowels thing reallt made me laihh#it shoukdnt cause jts a war story but the wording#really made me and my friends wheeze#BOWELS!!#B O W E L S!!!#also Homer really said that someones liver SLIPPED OUT#I laughed again#im bad but its okay ahhhh it was more of an uncomforablw laugh#but then my idiot friends atart makimg jokes and then I hust aksjjsjajdha laugh so hard#BOWELS!!!!!!!#why did homer write about bowels so much#B O W ELS!!!!!