Wow that purity test made me feel like absolute shit. I'm like 83% pure, I'm 21 (almost 22). Time to go hate myself.
Oh no, sweetie, please don’t do that! That’s definitely not the point and that’s definitely not the message I’m trying to convey here.
First of all, this is just a game. It definitely does not define who you are or who you may turn out to be. And it surely shouldn’t affect any kind of choices or decisions you make regarding what you should do, sexually speaking or otherwise.
Does the test say you’re “pure”? Does it say you’re “corrupt”? Does it say you might be a little “freaky”? Who cares? Embrace it, own it, laugh it off! It’s all great! We are all of those things at the same time, actually. We can’t be defined only by one end of the spectrum.
Personally, I think purity and innocence are underrated values nowadays, so I kind of envy you, actually. And you’re so young! You’ve got plenty of time to do everything at the right time and place. There’s no need to hurry and you’re certainly not missing out on anything. You’ll do it when the time’s right. Or you won’t do it, and it will be your own choice and you know what? That’s perfectly fine too! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, especially not a stupid test from 1994!!!!
Please, please, don’t take this silly quiz seriously! It’s so fucked up to begin with that it shouldn’t be taken with anything but humor!















