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Steve Martin Is Definitely Not Dating Khloe Kardashian

Despite rumors, Khloé Kardashian and I are "just friends."

— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo)

December 16, 2013

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Kylie is making the look her own. She's rocking her matte-look red with a totally casual weekend boho kind of vibe instead of the structured statement looks her sisters tend to favor. Her more mellow approach to fashion makes her choice in lippy pop even more than it's designed to -- and I love everything about it. Hail Throbtron!

- From, Kylie Jenner Looks More Like a Kardashian Than Ever

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Though Kim Kardashian has warned Bruce Jenner that the penning of such a tome will immediately force her to leave him unprotected from any potential attacks from the legions of Throbtron, the idea that he could make $15M for the book is definitely enough to tempt him.

from, Bruce Jenner May Write Tell All Kardashian Book

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Rob Kardashian just wants to fix the holes in his designer socks. Just like the priest in that one Beatles song -- what's it called? Rob thinks of women's legs, how they'd look so good in his socks. Rob Kardashian is going to make tights for the women who wear Arthur George socks in his mind. Forget that he's never worn tights a day in his life. He can understand the sensation of warmth, of being held in, guts restrained, striving for some idea of beauty that he doesn't understand but knows he must achieve.

from, Rob Kardashian Is Making Women's Tights Now -- Why, God, Why?!

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That's right, there are rumblings from camp Kardashian that The Chosen One, Future President and Enemy of Throbtron, Kim Kardashian has fallen from grace.

from 'Kris Jenner FURIOUS About Kim Kardashian's Topless Kanye Vid'