Grunkle Stan’s “FREE” Guide to Self-Defense
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Relationship: Bill Cipher & Stan Pines
Characters: Bill Cipher, Stan Pines, briefest mentions of Wendy and Mabel
Summary: Bill Cipher can’t stop running his mouth, ever. And now that he can’t set people on fire with brain anymore, Bill really really needs to learn how to actually throw a punch. Or at least block a punch with something other than his face.
AKA Bill Cipher is ruining the Mystery Shack’s reputation by being so easily punchable and Stan is going to fix that.


















