Jan 7, 2020
It has been revealed to me that this is some kind of SNL-based boy joke where they just quote a vintage Adam Sandler skit to each other. NBC is not allowing my Canadian ass to view this content but for the rest of y’all, pls enjoy.
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It has been revealed to me that this is some kind of SNL-based boy joke where they just quote a vintage Adam Sandler skit to each other. NBC is not allowing my Canadian ass to view this content but for the rest of y’all, pls enjoy.
Tips for going to a boy's house:
1.) Drop as many asexual jokes to let them know you don't want anything fishy going on 2.) Destroy them in Black Ops to assert dominance 3.) Make plans to kidnap the dog (4.) When the younger sibling walks in not expecting you, smirk like a smart ass) 100% guaranteed to work trust me I am a science
When your friends a player and your bae is mad at you like: "did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daises! " "are we in this together or not? "
Eighth Grade
I went to a private Lutheran school in 8th grade. It was my Mom's response to the "blackboard jungle" (her words and a smidge histrionic) school district that we had moved into. I remember much of that year. Being 13 is horrible on a regular basis. But one of the things that made it worthwhile was catechism class with Pastor Heine. That's right; Pastor Heine. No one snickered in front of him. Ever. There was also this really big kid named Rocky Seaman. No lie. I really do understand the meaning of biting your tongue so hard it draws blood.
One time, this jerk at my school came up to my friend and said...
"Girl jokes aren't funny...period!" and he and his jerk friends just started cracking up and my friend just right away without hesitating responds..
"Boy jokes aren't funny...TESTICLES!" and they all just stood there staring at her in shock like they just couldn't process what she had just said and she just walked away like nothing had happened.
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Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola:
Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola:
‘Naam bol?’ . . Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir… . . Police: Naam Bol … … … … . Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do. .. dobara nahi hoga . . Police: Naam bol . . Ladka:”Trikulav attyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami” . . Police (book band karke):
“chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana
i'm like the first piece of bread in a loaf, no one wants me
i'll give you a pen
a pen15