hello ms. Ezzy Dean,
i would like to formally invite you to join the newly created BRA (Bullying Ro Association). me and confounder Broccoli, as well as our secretary Julius, would be very happy to count you among our ranks as you would bring immense value and knowledge to our endeavour.
wishing you a pleasant day,
kindest regards,
Haz
I was warned. I was warned by an angry alley gremlin that this day would come. A day when I would be given an offer so attractive, so alluring, so seductive it would tempt me onto a darker path. And here I am. Here we are.
That being said I would love to join you. I am all for imparting wisdom and sharing my knowledge with others.
Thank you kindly for thinking of me. I accept this offer of inclusion into your ranks. (I hope the secret handshake isn't too hard to learn.)
Have a wonderful day,
Ezzy