Incorrect Quotes (part 1)
okay, heads up this is for a cartoon crossover I'm working on called Project: EarCandy
Sooo enjoy!!
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Amanda: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
Sid, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Amanda: I'M NOT DONE! Amanda: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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Dawn: How would you like your pancakes?
Terrence : Plain.
Natalie: With sprinkles!
Abby: Chocolate chips.
Marmalady: Potatoes.
*Terrence , Natalie, and Abby look at Marmalady*
Marmalady: What? They're good.
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Bernadette: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Bash : You're right, Bernadette.. Violence can't be the answer.
Bernadette: Correct, Bash . Now, on to the next lesso-
Bash : Violence is the question. Bash : And the answer is yes!
Bernadette: Bash , no!!
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Chandler : Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.
*5 minutes later*
Natalie: Chandler it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.
Chandler : snnnzzzz...
Natalie: CHANDLER YOUR STICKS!
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Brad: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Hank: Go to sleep, Brad.
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Bash : Why am I the bad guy?
Brad: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Chandler : I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about ours.
Amanda: These are handcuffs.
Chandler : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
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Grouper: Can you make a sentence without the letter “A”?
Natalie: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Bash : Screw you.
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Amanda: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Bucky: Yeah-
Hawk: *kicks in the door*
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*grumpfish teaching Brad to drive and taking Alyson along for the ride*
Grumpfish: That's a pothole. To the left.
Brad: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Alyson, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Brad: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Grumpfish, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Brad: Country Roads. 🎶
Alyson: To the place. 🎶
Brad and Alyson in unison: I Belong! 🎶
Grumpfish, crying harder: What the heck!?