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i am once again spending my weekend sick and grouchy, so enjoy me combining the low hanging fruit that is murdoch mysteries with cabin pressure
Murdoch Mysteries characters on Incorrect Quotes generator
Watts: Can I bother you for a second?
Brax: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Watts: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Brax: What the fuck?
Murdoch: He's having an idea.
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Watts, texting: O
Murdoch: What?
Watts: Don’t read into that.
Murdoch: But I will read into that.
Watts: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Murdoch: Why is there a space after it?
Watts: Dude, really?
Watts: It’s a fucking letter.
Murdoch: It could stand for something!
Watts: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Murdoch: Like Oppression! Or worse…
Watts: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Murdoch: Optometrist.
Watts: Oh my God…
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Julia: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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Pendrick, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Meyers: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Brax: I don't know how to do that.
Murdoch: I don't wear a watch.
Watts: Time is a construct.
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Murdoch: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.
Brax: There’s no critic more honest than Watts!
Watts: Bad.
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Pendrick: That was a joke. Say ha.
Murdoch: Ha.
Pendrick: Now do it again.
Murdoch: Ha.
Pendrick: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
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Murdoch: Watts...
Watts: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Julia: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Watts: All I drank was Redbull!
Julia: How many?
Watts: Eighteen.
Brackenreid inventing secret santa I know that's right
I love how the internet has only existed for a few months and already the two most popular uses are porn and cat photos
Does anyone remember Darkness Before Dawn Pt.1? Yeah. Okay. Does anyone remeber how John got shot and Margaret wanted a divorce? Yeah. DOES ANYONE REMEBER HOW THE INSPECTOR PUNCHED WATTS BECAUSE HE BROUGHT JOHN TO THE PLACE WHERE HE GOT SHOT?????? YEAH. i'm sad now.
Margret: John, have you made your Christmas list for Santa?
John: Yeah, I was going to, and then I turned 10.
Murdoch: I’m making a documentary about my life I think you should play my father.
Brackenreid: I don’t want to be your father.
Murdoch: Perfect. You already know your lines.