Dec 14, 2016
What the post actually said: Protect intellectually disabled autistic people.
What I read: Protect the intellectual property of autistic people.
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What the post actually said: Protect intellectually disabled autistic people.
What I read: Protect the intellectual property of autistic people.
what mario actually says: so long, eh, bowser!
what i hear: shalom, gay bowser!
What I heard: *gesturing to the pool* A whole pack of bacon!
What was said: A whole package of baking soda (to balance the PH)
I just read "soup" as "soap" and I got really grossed out hearing someone talking about eating soap...
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I always misread "realty" as in selling buildings or land, as "reality" as in things that are real. One time I was driving late at night and I saw a sign that said "Realty Nexus" and for a moment I thought I'd stumbled into a scifi novel.
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I almost always misread signs that say "Private Drive" as "Privet Drive" (like in Harry Potter). Which is an interesting switch because I vaguely recall thinking vice-versa when I read HP for the first time.
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What was said: The means may vary
What I heard: The memes may vary
What the sign said: Ask about auction!
What I read: Ask about abduction!