“I’m already through half of the American Chillers book I just checked out.”
“I checked it out TWO DAYS AGO and I actually SAT DOWN AND READ HALF OF IT WITHOUT BEING DISTRACTED BY EVERYTHING!”
“It’s about Martians, which is probably why.”
“There’s no rock and roll on Mars. There’s no beat among the stars. You can plainly see, the Earth is the place to be, ‘cause there’s no rock and roll on Mars!” 🎶
“Also, how do you tell your dad that you couldn’t do laundry today because you were distracted by La Bamba and Stayin’ Alive playing in your head as a mashup on repeat? Asking for a friend. (That friend is me.)”
“I DID THE DISHES AND SWEPT THE FLOOR THOUGH!”
“As you can see, the cold showers have improved some ADHD symptoms for sure, but also turned others up to 11. My head is noisy. I like it noisy! I just wish noisy had an on/off switch. Or like…a volume control knob.”
“Please excuse the rambling and expect a whole lot more of it.”














