me: trying to read
brain: hey what if this happens in your book
me: oh that's good. now be quiet I can't write right now.
brain: right, of course. but aren't your main couple just so cute? your readers - if you ever post the story - are gonna hate you for the slow slow sloooow burn.
me: yes, I love my characters. now, please-
brain: OH WHAT ABOUT THIS PIECE OF LORE FOR YOUR WORLD? WOULDN'T THAT FIT?








