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What even IS the name for the kink where it’s just entirely for the idea of brainsharing with an alien parasite
‘monsterfucking’ feels too generic. I’m thirsting after the lack of privacy. The violation. The intimacy of it. The potential experience of this entirely alien creature poking and prodding and examining things that are so deeply a core part of a person’s … personhood. The cosmic feeling that they’re doing it from this perspective that, as a human, the only hope you have to sort of make sense of it is to think of it like, he wishes to make you his Wife, but he’s also feeding on you, and he’s also playing with you like a toy. He’s social, and receptive, but in ways you can’t hope to fully understand, even when he’s tongue and balls deep in your brain licking and poking at things he doesn’t really understand but finds fascinating and seeks to learn in an alien way so that he can ‘couple’ to his Wife better. The fact that his Wife’s brain is reading his intrusion as pleasurable, erotic? Well, that’s just a sign to him that he’s found the perfect host, and only serves to make him lick deeper, longer, examining the feelings, the feedback of pleasure so foreign and never before experienced during a … ‘coupling’, when he’s gotten so used to only having unwilling Wives
Poor RFK Jr.
He has an actual mind virus, can’t be easy for the poor guy to think too much.
That being said, this mind virus afflicted individual isn’t very good at pretending to be intelligent. In fact every time this thing wearing RFK Jr.’s skin speaks it manages to appear even stupider.
Poor dude.
PS; backhanded insults/malicious pity is an effective way of ticking people like him off. They like to appear strong. Yet they always fail. Reiterate this fact over and over again; demolish their self esteem.
AITA for my girlfriend a musical singing parasite?
I (31M) was pining after this cute barista (31F) for a long time. I would visit the coffee shop she worked at everyday despite there being a starbucks just across the road.
For context, and, Well, to make a very long story short, a meteor crashed on our small town and infected a bunch of us with a musical parasite. The barista, let’s call her E for simplicity, and I eventually were the last ones alive. I confessed to her, she coughed blood onto me, all that. I went to try and stop the parasite when I was infected too.
We both made it out of our town without her knowing I was infected, so I did what anyone of the hive would do, and spit alien goo into her mouth, infecting her too. Many people seem to think I’m an asshole here but I just did what the hive would have wanted! But now I’m starting to reconsider.
Thanks in advance and may the apotheosis be upon ye!
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Brain Parasites: part II.
Taenia solium:
The pork tapeworm, Taenia solium, is the most harmful tapeworm in humans. Taenia solium infection is acquired either from human feces that contains Taenia solium eggs or from uncooked pork which contains larval cysts. If larvae are ingested, they mature into adults in the small intestine. This infection type is called taeniasis and is often asymptomatic. If eggs are ingested, the resulting disease is cysticercosis. It gets its name from larval Taenia solium called cysticercus. Both diseases are common in Africa, Asia, South America and Southern Europe. Taeniasis is rare in Muslim countries since people there do not consume pork.
AITA for attempting to repay a kindness?
Now, for some well-needed context, I, (erm, I have stopped counting, but I find myself well into adulthood, though my roguish charm does tend to shine through, M), am an author! I am known far and wide for my many manuals and manuscripts of the world I've traveled. And other worlds I've traveled!
Now, in a life such as mine, one ends up picking up certain skills. I'm a bit of a jack of all trades, you see, and I thought I would try my hand at a bit of diplomacy in my attempts to gather details for my latest manuscript.
Rather embarrassingly, however, things went a bit TOO well, and I found myself in the rather unenviable role of a pet pigeon in the very same camp I had attempted to learn from.
Nevertheless, I made a daring escape, assisted slightly by a witness to an attack on a sanctuary I was writing on. They so graciously invited me to join THEIR camp, which I gladly accepted. When I was there, they told me of an affliction I had heard of- although theirs was quite different than the typical cases. After painstaking research, I believed I had the opportunity to assist my new compatriot in ridding themselves of their parasite.
A steady hand and a good bit of misplaced self-confidence does the trick, I always say!
That said, my procedure did involve... an ice pick, a rather unsalvageable eyeball, and a failure to remove the offending parasite. I gave them a shiny new prosthetic eye, free of cost, and I am sure, if they survive this ordeal, a wonderful story for parties.
That said, am I the asshole for repaying my rescuer with an improvisational medical procedure, which I may have slightly fumbled?
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AITA for leaving a threat to my friends stranded on an island?
Ok, I know it sounds bad, but my friends and I aren't in the business of taking risks, especially with the whole "threat to planet Earth" kind of thing. So, my friends (15M, 14M, 15M(?), 15F, and 14(Bird)) and I (15F) met this new kid, let's call him D. He actually came across the device we used to gain a special ability, the ability to morph any creature whos DNA he acquired. He was weird, that's for sure, but so were all of us. We had been stretched pretty thin due to the aforementioned threat to Earth in the form of parasitic space slugs, but that isn't relevant at the moment. We come to the conclusion to invite him to our group under the vow of absolute secrecy.
That played out about as well as you would imagine. Soon enough he became absolutely mad, sociopathic even, and went as far as trying to betray and murder my friends.
To keep it short, we had to turn to drastic measures. You see, I work with my parents taking care of different animals for wildlife rehab, and I know the lay of the land pretty well. There was an island pretty close by that was nothing but rats and garbage, so we hatched a plot to uh, leave him there. In the form of a rat. Have I mentioned me and my friends are able to become animals? Not for an unlimited amount of time, though. After two hours? You're stuck, a human mind in an animal body.
Anyway, so that's what we did. We trapped an insane boy in the body of a rat for trying to betray and murder us. I'll admit, I'm kind of the guilty conscience of the group, which I guess is why I'm sending this in the first place.
So, am I the asshole?
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