#brain pudding

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AU wherein Sephiroth shares his water bottle with Genesis and Angeal in the training room, consequently yet unknowingly spreading his s-cells through their bodies and eliminating the degradation before their fateful spar even begins.

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Things Zack Has Accidentally Emailed Lazard Instead of a Report:

• Screenshots from cheap mobile games

• Photo of Genesis’s head on a bird captioned “Henesis”

• Link to Silver Elite donation page

• a pdf of Blood Meridian

• A Mutube tutorial entitled “how to survive the bee apocalypse”

• An entire Moogle doc typed in green Comic Sans

• A photo of Angeal’s head on a pig captioned “Ansqueal”

• 45 minutes of the DVD loading screen

• A photo of Tseng’s head on a turkey

• the Friends theme song

• the Chick-fil-A menu

• A MuTube video of sock puppets fighting each other

• An entire mission report in Spanish

• Extreme close-up of a harp seal

• A gif of someone throwing out their PHS instead of the empty wrapper in their hand

• Link to gummy bear nightlights

• a pdf of the Walmart employee manual

• A png of a croc-flavored pop tart

• a Moogle doc link to “the adventures of Stamp” fanfic

• A photograph of him and Sephiroth captioned “Life is Fairly good”

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*consumes fanfiction throughout the night and into the wee hours of the morning without turning off the lights like Sephiroth in the library*

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The fact that Zack has no feasible way of detaching himself from Angeal’s death.

Sure, he can set down the Buster Sword whenever he wants, able to escape the memory whenever he pleases… But then that just leaves the scar on his face.

Not a wound; not a blister; a scar.

A reminder.

The night of Modeoheim is literally engraved into his skin, and it will never fade away.

Damn ʕ ´•̥̥̥ ᴥ•̥̥̥`ʔ

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heyyyyaaa!! I’m pichu, and I love Zack & Sephiroth to a completely normal degree *gets hit by soda can*

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Angeal’s comfort food: A warm bowl of corn meal

Genesis’s comfort food: A warm bowl of tomato soup

Sephiroth’s comfort food: A warm bowl of cheddar mac and cheese

Zack’s comfort food: A stick of butter with sprinkles

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Zack hugs + tackle =

💕 Zackles! 💕

Warning: spine and/or rib damage has been reported

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AU where Nibelheim doesn’t happen because Sephiroth is allergic to all the dust in the library

Just sneezes all over the important information and then emerges with puffy red eyes thus leading Zack to believe he had been crying and then sits down with him to have a Talk and then Sephiroth is loved and happy and yeehaw hallelujah stop drop and roll except there is no fire to begin with