me the other night while falling asleep: what if.. norse gods... as animal crossing villagers.... *spends like an hour thinking about it*

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me the other night while falling asleep: what if.. norse gods... as animal crossing villagers.... *spends like an hour thinking about it*
I want... to write... an Old Guard AU...
Today is going to be another hard brain day and I do not want to deal
I may not put real pants on today.
okay but you know what I’m thinking? tight ponytails make the hairline push back and scream, which leads towards fucking it up and balding, so imagine if young to young adult victor has just grown so used to doing his ponytails as tight and perfect as his quads that he doesn’t realize the damage he’s doing until he watches some random hairstyle video on youtube and they mention it and he just FREAKS. he spends the next 3h prodding and touching his hairline and crying into his phone to the annoyance and amusement of chris on the other end, and when the meltdown ends, it’s chris’ silly joke that gives him hope.
“why not cut it all then?” chris says, and it’s exactly what victor does the next day.
and, actually, it feels really fucking good, so he sticks with it and lets his hairline breathe, because how is he supposed to find love with hairline halfway up his head? impossible.
(he finds it anyway. and it’s not thanks to the hair.)
Me, trying to sleep: I guess it’s a good thing Ra9 was never fully clarified, otherwise my brain would use that to fuck me up too.
My Brain: The reason why Ralph said “I don’t know.”(as opposed to “Ralph doesn’t know”) when you question him is because he was having a moment of mental clarity.
Me: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
so i’m reading this bl comic
...kei-chan?
(can’t unsee)
Me, writing the next chapter for Violinist: Dabi’s sass is over 9000
OMG WHY DID I TAG THAT STUFF RUNETALE
oh well, tags are fixed now.