If you say so...

-- Has a tendency to write gay fanfic as a coping mechanism -- 30 - Ace/Agender- they/them- Chaotic Neutral -- I've been known to write things @ BetterInFiction on AO3 --

[wordfather]

its just me and my 74 unfinished WIPs against the fucking world

[thebibliosphere]

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

[science-my-ass-ed-its-magic]

I would like to apologize to my friends and family in advance cause I’m gonna be so annoying about tears of the kingdom

[apicturewithasmile]

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

[t-aash]

i love you guillermo del totoro

[night-dark-woods]

[ID: Four gifs of Guillermo del Toro in an interview. He says, “I think the sublime confusion is from 19 to 29. You think you are late for everything, you’re a has-been, nothing is happening, there’s no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you’re 30.” /end ID]

[freedom-and-books]

He once gave a class in Guadalajara and said “Ustedes los jóvenes están en la edad exacta de la desesperación. Yo nunca me sentí más acabado y viejo que a los veintitantos. Decía ‘ya me pasó la vida y no hice nada’. Pero estoy aquí para decirles que no: tienen un chingo de tiempo”

Which translates to “You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I’d say ‘life has passed me by and i did nothing’. But i’m here to tell you that’s not true: you have a lot of fucking time”

[bluntkunai]

a bastard

[high-quality-tiktoks]

If he fit he sit, apparently🐈cats, man.

[deliriumcrow]

You placed a rectangle on a flat surface, you have completed the summoning ritual. Congratulations! Your spell was successful!

[hexmaniacmareen]

She kept the cat!!

[fellshish]

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

[sherl-grey]

actually writing the fic down

[rayshippouuchiha]

Not something related to a fandom but instead to the South and he's nailing it lol. 🤣🤣

[demigodgooglesearches]

so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”

no oath broken. loophole of the century.

[hahaha-darn-it]

LMFAOOOOO RIGHT

[chxmxcho-deactivated20220501]

SKSKSS-

[hahaha-darn-it]

I DIED READING THIS CUZ LATER IN THE BOOKS IT'S SAID GODS CAN HAVE CHILDREN IN SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS

[demigodgooglesearches]

adding onto this, imagine being gay and you’re banging a dude and you’re like thinkin to urself “wow this is great, i can bang all i want, i don’t even need to worry abt kids” and then ur hookup comes over and is like “hhhhey, man, so im actually an ancient godly being and this is our kid. take care of it! try not to let it get killed. toodles!”

[hahaha-darn-it]

L M F A O god I'm awful for this but I would love to see the reaction

[demigodgooglesearches]

something like this

[timeandspacelord]

Even worse, imagine thinking you're safe bc you're ace but then this woman who you bonded with over your grad thesis shows up at your door with a baby like "I'm actually a Greek goddess and this is our child born from how much we vibed about 18th century French literature"

I would literally sue the entire pantheon for emotional damages and child support

[demigodgooglesearches]

the way you worded this made me pee myself laughing

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[kanekolinkk-deactivated20260111]

Streamer Kakashi AU lmao

thanks @fatummeum for his perfect username

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Kakashi/Yamato + text posts (Existential Dread Edition Pt. 2)

[kaizoku-niiichan]

[skykashi]

He was so sad after Haku and Zabuza’s death, I always get emotional when I watch the scene where he buries then and puts Zabuza’s sword on their grave 🥺💔

[ilikeit-art]

[hieronymus-bush]

[brucebocchi]

bitcoin is crashing again lol

[jaylosplus]

why is this funny?

kindness is a choice 💖

[brucebocchi]

and i choose to be a gigantic hater 💖

[pointnclick]

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

[mangonetics]

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

[betterin-fiction]

It's been forever but I posted writing! Of course that stuff was already like 98% done but progress?