Apr 29, 2020
starter for @brainfare
it's been a slow day for sloan. the cold means fewer people are willing to get out of the comfort of their houses, which means that, for once, she was able to gain some ground in her ongoing war with stephanie mayer. oh yeah, she's gotten to new moon... and is immediately in need of a distraction.
that's how you get to a purposefully rattling question to the only one foolish enough to still make himself present: "you ever get so disappointed by what you find that you leave modern stuff for the next explorer person? you know, so they won't feel as bad".