Mar 8, 2025
Brain Thoughts™
Okay, I’m 100% sure my brain is secretly plotting against me. Like, it’s in there doing weird stuff, firing neurons like it’s throwing a rave and I’m just the confused guest. I think my prefrontal cortex is actively trying to make me cry over grocery store receipts, and my hippocampus is hiding all the important memories like, “Nope, you don’t need to remember that one, have fun with this random song stuck in your head instead.”
Who’s in charge here?? Am I the brain or is the brain me?? Help. Send brain juice. Or a lobotomy. Whatever works.