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Currently introducing my two younger brothers to Teen Wolf. One of them is crazy good at lacrosse and the other is gay, both of them with a stunning sense of humor.
On the first episode rn we are having a fantastic time
In case yall were wondering the transition from Garbage Truck by Sex Bob-omb into Eventually by Tame Impala when you have the blending thing on in Spotify is fucking awesome
If there was a disaster that happens where I am frozen where I stand for the rest of eternity, like Pompeii everything is ash and stone.
I want to be found in the future like this.
My head on your arm and your hand on my back. If nothing else, I need them to know we were lovers.
If not my name, race, age, gender, anything of my identity, I need to let it be known that I was loved. By you. And that you were loved by me.
I understand now.
I want them to know we are lovers.
Guys I got a boyfriend (crazy novelty! I can have nice things!!) And recently we accidentally made out to the riff of 27 in the car and I think it's an omen that either we are gonna get married or this will be the craziest heartbreak of my life!
I think the Epic of Gilgamesh is so silly like yes enkidu was raised by wolves and then fucked fantastically for 6 days and 7 nights and then was head over heels for a harlot and then the harlot took him to the city to meet his Destiny Boyfriend gilgamesh and now Ishtar was like "gilgy boo thang you're gorgeous be my bridegroom" and gilgamesh turned her down bc he's all about that Bachelor Life with My Bro Enkidu and so Ishtar took the rejection like a boss and sent a magic destruction bull down and Enkidu and then Giggly was like "pfft no" and killed the God Bull and then the Gods were not too fond of that so they killed Enkidu and Gilg was like "NO MY HUSBAND- I MEAN MY BESTIE" and sat by his rotting body's side day and night until a worm crawled out of his nose so he was like "THats kinda embarrassing I don't want rhat to happen when I die so let's look for immortality"
In the end Gil did not in fact find immortality and just had a whole important self discovery adventure but that's not really important to the pizazz of the whole ordeal
And all of this was in cuneiform
And also all of these people are at least a little nonbinary. No one is totally cis het that I can 100% be sure of
Some days you crank dat Solja Boy and other days you're Gatsby hosting beautifully elaborate parties in your mansion just in hopes of catching the attention of that one singular person that has skipped town ages ago and has no intent of coming back
I started reading A Fatal Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum by Emma Southon and as a History Major Nerd my brain rats are going crazy I started this book 3 hours ago, I'm half way through and I've recommended it to half of my classmates that will listen to me blabber about this thing it's phenomenal and I think its the funniest book on history I have held in my hands but still manages to get everything across swimmingly PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you like roman history AT ALL check this out the worms in my brain are going nuts this is so fun to read pretty pretty please go read it, it has a pink cover and murder
So I've started to listen to corn audios while I fold my clothes and do my laundry to motivate me and it sounds strange but just trust me if you're into edging nothing hits better than listening to that shit for an hour while you go about your chores then getting to jack off in clean bedsheets just sayinggg
