#brainvsme

[mallequirky-blog]

Crushes

Me: I kinda get the feeling that I’m crushing on someone

People: you’re so amazing! I love you! You’re so nice!

Me: Ohh is it one of them? :)

Brain: try again

Me: oh it’s a celebrity crush, of course

Brain: :)

Brain: Nope

Me: ?

Brain: You know that friend of yours

Me: don’t

Brain: the one that you are 80% sure doesn’t like you

Me: hoe don’t

Brain: the one that even has told you he’s seeing other people

Me: can I not have any input on this

Brain: The one that you think is so incredibly nice to you though. and is good looking too.

Me: But he’s my friend. just my friend.

Brain: It’s him. You like him :)

Me: ???????

Brain: :)

[dreamycircuit]

Meme : "Brain at Night" Click here for more

[alynblog]

Woke up and immediately started overthinking—love that for me.

[painfullyordinaryextraordin-blog]

what the fuck is the point of logic if your emotions are just going to stomp all over it anyways

[acarcinogen]

BODY: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. BRAIN:LOL, NO. BODY: HOLY SHIT YOUR GONNA REGRET THIS BRAIN:DOOOONT CAAAARE NOOO FUUUCKS TO GIIIIVE BODY: WHATEVER,  I TRIED. ME: *SUDDENLY NOT SLEEPY.*

[awkterpus]

My Nightly Monologue?

Brain: Dude, bruh, you really, really need to sleep. Me: No no no it's okay, *derp* it just tumblr hurr hurr 2 more hours of bloggin plz Brain: What? No, Awkertpus, you have school tomorrow. You NEED to go to sleep. Me: Aw man but I is so hungry. OH OH DUDE LETS GO MAKE RAMEN YASSS Brain: You know what I'll just give up and slowly kill myself. Bye. Me: Bai bai~