#mevsbrain

[dentalshoes]

ya’ll ever be forming a sentence and you pull a word out of your ass and your brain insists it’s the right word to use in that sentence but you have absolutely no idea what that word means

[mallequirky-blog]

Crushes

Me: I kinda get the feeling that I’m crushing on someone

People: you’re so amazing! I love you! You’re so nice!

Me: Ohh is it one of them? :)

Brain: try again

Me: oh it’s a celebrity crush, of course

Brain: :)

Brain: Nope

Me: ?

Brain: You know that friend of yours

Me: don’t

Brain: the one that you are 80% sure doesn’t like you

Me: hoe don’t

Brain: the one that even has told you he’s seeing other people

Me: can I not have any input on this

Brain: The one that you think is so incredibly nice to you though. and is good looking too.

Me: But he’s my friend. just my friend.

Brain: It’s him. You like him :)

Me: ???????

Brain: :)

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

🧠 so important to go to your cervical screenings, remember it’s never as bad as brain tells you! ❤️ #mevsbrain #comedy #funny

[thighnoises]

me: *is doing something*

brain: u no what u should have said

me: oh my god that was three years ago stop

me: omg youre right holy shit

[isfangirltrash-blog]

Me vs Brain

Me: I miss my friends maybe i should go hangout out with them

Brain: mkay mkay. Or we could sit here an contemplate our recurring night terrors.

Me:

Brain: ○_>○