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gunsandfireandshit

This is such a powerful grimace

uznmaki

im absolutely obsessed with this video

justsenairr-deactivated20240219

Best boys be wearin' heart chest tattoos 👉👈

One Piece x JoJo

cheeso

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

cheeso

chipotle

what i had: burrito. do they make other things?

what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket

rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.

sonic drive thru

what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog’ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day

what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist

rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly

taco bell

what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.

what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?

rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully - made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.

sheetz

what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am

what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a ‘z’ rather than an s. while that was fun - i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine

rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution

raychjackson

my kind or content

aavec

Please read this whole thing because it only escalates the food related nonsense

envyrayusa

fyeahwheein

let’s buy value christmas market ♡ 191221 © magnolia (do not edit or remove the logo)

stressedrayllumstan

So i made this and put it on instagram and it completely blew up so i thought to upload it here

(btw the dance is by tinaddie on youtube, I made this as a parody of the Mystic Messenger opening the cover is by aruvn on youtube)

pumpkinylink

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

pumpkinylink

The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?

The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,

pumpkinylink

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

croxovergoddess

My “draw the squad” memes so far

croxovergoddess

Also you can buy my Ref folder here

Patreon

croxovergoddess

Updating with some newer ones!

theawesomeraccoon

@mexicanesecat @raimeyl references for y'all!

amira-zahirah

WOW! THE OG POST!

blintzy-pumpkin

i will let my mind go wild with these knowing i’ll finally be able to credit the original artist

mothanon-deactivated20200918

EEEE FINALLY THE ORIGINAL ARTIST

turning-the-tides

Ducktales human designs I tried

mollymendoza

Mista in Pretty Woman, Long Hair Mista, Mista tears, Frosted Tips Mista

alukaforyou

🌹soon💖

adulthoodisokay

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

my kinda diet

What

This video looks like how it feels when youre crying in your bed at 3 am out of anxiety and youre trying to cheer yourself up by watching videos but all it does is make your brain feel more erratic.

sexy-necromancing-bird

What

mayflowers07

DONT :) FORGET :) THE :) OLIVE :)

shittymoviedetails

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.