#brambledog

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look at my dog

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a man

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anyway. trying to balance 'take my dog out when he is signaling he needs to go to the bathroom' with 'he has figured out if he stands by the door and looks sad i will take him out and then he just tries to chase squirrels and doesn't actually do anything' and i am getting the hang of it but also sometimes im like. if i ignore you right now will you have violent diarrhea all over my carpet

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if i pull a stickerburr off my dog and put it in front of his nose he will just eat it like it is a treat

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my dog says i will sit so so pretty for my oral parasite prevention because i am jsut a sweet baby boy who wants the crunchy

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10 minutes later this toy was partially destroyed

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sometimes bramble brings in leaves from outside on his paws and they end up on the carpet and I never bother to pick them up bc eventually he will just eat them

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dog woke me up at 1am to scratch his itch on god I am mailing him to the government