#brandeur

[incorrect-kkc-theories]

Master Hemme is a good person and performs a necessary function: He weeds out the stupid and cowardly from the university. He was forced into this position when he first became a Master, and has never let his act slip. Brandeur is his understudy.

Before he got the job he was an incredibly nice and understanding fellow, and wished to be a Master so no one would be treated like he was by the previous Master in the position. Alas we all have our Giant Iron wheels we must bear.

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

I poured my root beer into a square glass, now it's just beer.

Very drunk Brandeur

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Brandeur: What happens when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Class: *awkward pause*

Brandeur: Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scaler.

Class: *awkwarder silence*

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Kvothe: Master, there's something up with the corner, could you check it out?

Brandeur: *Walks over confused* I don't see anything odd, why do you say?

Kvothe: Oh it's just that it's insanely hot, it's like 90°.

[thesidegallants]

Is king Brandeur Fëanor?

He’s like 30% Feanor (seven daughters, after all) and 60% Thingol.

The remaining 10% is haute couture. 

[rumils]

7/9

Master Arithmetician, Brandeur

[kingkillerarchives]

HEMMEXBRANDEUR 4 LYFE

SYMONE NOOOOOOO