#hemme

[incorrect-kkc-theories]

i think everyone at the university is bisexual without a single exception. literally all of them. imre has a pink, purple and blue colour scheme. that's just how it is. no criticism.

every friend group needs a mean bisexual (Hemme),

[solarsalazar]

soft and sweet

[chicinsilk]

Simone d'Aillencourt in grass-green open weave wool suit, the blouse and jacket lining of same blue and green silk print by Maurice Rentner, hat by Emme, photo by Melvin Sokolsky, Harper's Bazaar, February 1961

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Hemme: What part of "no" do you not understand?

Kvothe: The "oh" part.

[kote-the-inn-keeper]

More weird reminders:

A ton of people think / thought Kvothe was Yllish from his hair and looks, Hemme among them.

“Ahhh,” Hemme said, feigning disappointment. I had heard that Yllish tribes use the sun to tell time, and as such, have no true concept of punctuality. However, as you are not Yllish, I can see no excuse for being late. Can you?”

SO AT SOME POINT Hemme thought Kvothe was Yllish and Kvothe said he wasn’t. A LOT of people compare Kvothe to Yllish people throughout the first book. 

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Hemme: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Kvothe: If you can ask questions without the same level of stupid.

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Hemme: The council has made a decision.

Kvothe: I understand that the council has made a decision. But being that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

[incorrect-kkc-theories]

Master Hemme is a good person and performs a necessary function: He weeds out the stupid and cowardly from the university. He was forced into this position when he first became a Master, and has never let his act slip. Brandeur is his understudy.

Before he got the job he was an incredibly nice and understanding fellow, and wished to be a Master so no one would be treated like he was by the previous Master in the position. Alas we all have our Giant Iron wheels we must bear.