Just thinking about how much Kvothe would love TTRPGs.
Gods he’d be so insufferable as a player.
Or as DM come to think of it.

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Just thinking about how much Kvothe would love TTRPGs.
Gods he’d be so insufferable as a player.
Or as DM come to think of it.
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The whole "living in the backwoods as Kote" is not, in fact, an attempt to get away from old enemies or avoid current power struggles as Kvothe claims. Rather, it is an attempt to avoid paternity suits/child support/taking responsibilty for the multiple children he fathered with Vashet, Penthe, Felurian, and every other random woman he slept with after his time in the Fae realm.
It turns out that the plant he was chewing to make himself infertile did not actually work.
On the bright side, due to how different he appears form the Adem, and his....unique personality, the Adem now believe in the concept of 'Man-Mothers'.
yes hello welcome to my (non-final) ranking of deranged fictional mentors:
elodin kingkiller
kakashi naruto
osiris destiny
that ridiculous bishie cartoon of an irresponsible motherfucker with absolutely broken op tricks from jjk
genie: so let me guess, you want the next book in the kingkiller chronicle
me: no listen very carefully. please give patrick rothfuss the strength, courage, and mental health to finish doors of stone in a quality he is satisfied with but also allows him to release perfectionism and publish the book within the year.
genie: really?
me: yeah. wait, how many wishes do i have again?
genie: 3
me: *deep sigh of relief* yes really
Currently working on…
NOTW: Elodin x Alder Whin — Picnic date (well, the closest thing to a date this two broken men can get). Fluff. Maybe light smut?
Not interested in any of this? Feel free to send me an ask! You can request anything. If it’s something I don’t feel comfortable writing about I will kindly tell you, I’m not here to judge!
This are the fandoms I’m currently obsessed with!
Cyberpunk 2077.
Baldurs Gate 3.
Star Wars.
MCU.
KKC: The name of the wind.
LOTR
Haikyuu!
COD
Harry Potter — this blog condemns the author of this series. trans people are more than welcomed here and I won’t tolerate any kind of discrimination or hate against them. nor any kind of racism.
Things I won’t write about!
I won’t write about minor characters having any kind of sexual or even suggestive relationship. If you request something about a teen!character the content will be strictly family friendly, there may be romance or a peck on the lips if both character are in the same age range, but nothing more. At the same time, if you want explicit content I’m comfortable with aging up characters.
Wanna know about me?
My pronouns are she/her and y’all can call me Shiny! (I know it sounds silly, but it’s a nickname that has grown on me.)
I’m a 21 year old university student and I speak three languages!
English is the last one I learnt… so yeah, be prepared for spelling and grammar mistakes, as well as sentences too long to be written in English that I end up diving with too many periods.
Maybe one day I’ll share more about myself :)
I’m really new at posting on tumblr, so KIND advice is more than welcome!
If any new friends that have joined for the tlt liveblog are also kkc fans, please help me convince @beguilingcorpse to read my favorite unfinished book series. I think she would really enjoy kvothe