Goooood the past two days I’ve been off I’ve been just utterly ripping ass over and over all day, I’m gassing myself out 😵💫
I bought some lactose free milk to see if that would stop my tummy from bubbling but it certainly didn’t matter with the mac and cheese I had yesterday causing me to have constant but low noise farts.
Today I made chorizo and vegetables and it’s been much the same of constant gas, but the power of each one is huge… It’s been brap after brap, shaking my entire backside for nearly four hours now.
Even just typing this out I’ve farted five times 🤭
I love getting gassy like this, I never want it to stop 🩵









