THE SKULL IS HERE

Hey, I’m Nick. I once witnessed a man’s gastrointestinal tract unmake itself.

[slopforhogs]

Bornean bearded pig (Sus barbatus) photographed by a camera trap

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[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[gailcarriger]

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[dvoidroid]

My dealer: Got some straight gas. This strain is called “The worm eternal” it’ll have you knowing all the syllables of royalty 😛💯💯🔥🔥

Me: Whatever, I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: Mine is the path of mutilation

My pal Gog-Agog: You’re usually dead by this point y’know that?

[mrsandman42069]

the lion does not concern himself with how skilled the beetle is at punkrash circle fighting.

[feyd-rautha-apologist]

[zoctopode]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[baddywronglegs]

What other animals would benefit from a hammerhead variety?

[pmamtraveller]

Andrew Wyeth, Moon Madness, 1982

[anywhoozles]

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[technofeudalism]

america’s 9/11

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?