#bratboys

[cheezygoddess]

My girlfriend has a lazy eye, so she is constantly looking at other people. Should we break up?

i rly hope this is a joke wow gross

[matthewzmedia]

Ok so yesterday in my English class we were discussing a tongue-in-cheek article about how women care more about their appearances than men and lemme tell you I have never been more embarassed about being born male in my life

[stars---thunderbird]

The other day i got a pumpkin muffin because you know what, i wanted one. so i was at my table before classing starting, munching on it and one of the girls goes, “Oh is that pumpkin, it smells fucking awesome.”  

and I’m just like, “Yeah, its so fucking good.”  

and this fucking duchebag boy just looks at me like, “Seriously, pumpkin? Really?”  

And I looked him dead in the eye. “I like pumpkin, I haven’t had it in a year, you have a fucking problem with that?” 

He didn’t talk to me again.

Its like, who the fuck are you to judge me if I want something pumpkin in the fucking fall? I hope you go first in the first wave of the skeleton war.