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{☾} “Okay--if I had the perfect way to take him down...” Tori muses, stretching back on the sofa, tipping the whiskey into her mouth before continuing. “I’d seduce him, right? Get his pants down and his confidence up--and then BLAST his superpowered balls sky high.”

She flicks through the news distastefully before returning her gaze to Micah’s face.

“And then, when he’s writhing on the ground, yelling ‘WHY?’--I’d point at his stupid crap lousy face and say ‘You know why.’“

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#braveriisms #;rock the boat {micah braver}#;trinity {the triad}#;starter call post #((what happens in vegas is the most underrated comedy of all time <3))

❛ Can’t you see I don’t fucking want you here !? ❜ (for Maeve? Maybe?)

’ i’m not blind. of course i can see that. i just - i want to help, is all. ’ there is a soft sigh that leaves past her lips and she looks down at the ground. arms move to fold over her chest. ’ if you really don’t want my help, fine. i’ll leave. ’

#!!! hello!!#* && // ANSWERED. QUEEN MAEVE #braveriisms

that cellphone thing for braveriisms *slides sweater over to you* do it

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone:SWEATER ALERT. DO NOT PICK UP.

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

it’s actually catchy???

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[txt: SWEATER ALERT. DO NOT PICK UP] STOP GIVING ME YOURMOTHER’S SWEATERS HARRY POTTER, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.…you weren’t lyin, though, they kinda hella ugly.

#braveriisms #▓ office hours ;;

braveriisms replied to your post:"My god…" "I’m not married to them anymore. ...

not married to who what’s going on

( ahhh celeste, you missed the most cracky three days of my blog! severus was married to umbridge ( pinkinquisitor ) & harry ( unintentionalbravery ). plus teddy got a sex slave, tried to get severus a sex slave, who was harry. he tried to marry luna. and well i gained over 100 some followers from this )

#braveriisms #; ooc #its been an odd week #but oddly fun #you missed out on this #also james & sirius have a thing for severus it seems

braveriisms replied to your post:do my url teddy or else more sweaters

AU WHERE HARRY IS NOT A THREATENING OLD RUDE ASS OMFG I DIED BUT GUESS WHAT NOW YOU GET PUDDING EAT THE PUDDING TEDDY

NOW YOU'RE A LYING OLD RUDE ASS.

#mY BLOG IS SUCH TRASH RIGHT NOW OMG #HAHAHAHAHAHA #braveriisms

do my url teddy or else more sweaters

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;

Do I Follow Them?: pfT. NO NOPE WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT. HARRY’S A RUDE ASS. AN OLD RUDE ASS.

Why Did I Follow Them?: BECAUSE HE THREATENED ME.

Do We Role Play?: NOT ENOUGH I NEED MORE.

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: NO BECAUSE HE’S A RUDE OLD ASS.

An AU Idea For Our Muses: AU WHERE HARRY IS NOT A THREATENING OLD RUDE ASS.