A love letter to Brazen Cosmetics: If you have eyebrows, you need Brazen's brow powder. Period the end. No, do not argue, just go get you some. I first picked up Brazen's brow powder way back when it first launched, because they had a deep burgundy-true-red shade that went perfectly with my hair color at the time. And nobody - NOBODY - carries red brow products at all, much less dark burgundy tones (the few who have reds all have coppery ginger type reds). So when I saw that I jumped on it so fast I sprained my clicking finger. And then a couple weeks ago I made a major change and started dyeing my hair midnight blue-black. Well, red brow powder doesn't exactly go with blue-black hair, so I needed something different. Being kinda broke at the time, I picked up the only black drugstore pencil I could find, Maybelline's brow and liner duo. It was too "soft" colored and waxy-feeling, and barely felt like it did anything for me, but it was better than nothing. Then, finally, I was able to order Brazen's brow powder in black this past week. Which is a story in and of itself - I ordered Bettie, "jet black", then got an email from the company owner saying they'd run out of that shade, and would I rather wait until they restocked to send it, or would I rather get Angelina, their next-darkest brown-black? I said I'd rather wait, since my hair was true blue-black now, I really needed the actual black brow powder. To which she said, "oh then you probably want Dita instead of Bettie anyway, as Dita's the shade with blue undertones." Oh. Well okay then. I thanked her and said yeah let's do that then, and my order got in yesterday. So that pic up there, of my eyebrows? Take a guess at which one is Brazen and which one is Maybelline. I'll wait. Hello, my lovely eyebrows, how I have missed you! AND, there was a gloss sample tucked into the package! Considering that the way to this femme's heart is through my lips rather than my stomach... This is Brazen's UltraGlaze lip gloss in Lola, a rich raspberry with brilliant gold shimmer and sheen. It is gorgeous and my camera hates it so this is as close as I could get to capturing the color for y'all. The one problem I often have with gold-shimmer lippies is that they end up frosty-looking on me, but this one? Nope. Just a golden glow that doesn't at all obscure the raspberry base color underneath. And the formula! I'm super picky about lippies, my lips are stupidly sensitive and most lippies make them peel unless I layer balm underneath. This one? Again, nope. It feels very plush and creamy, the color payoff is fantastic (none of this gorgeous in the tube, barely there on the lips bullshit, which annoys me to no end), my lips don't hate it - which sounds like damning with faint praise but from me is a standing ovation - and it may actually be a good replacement for my beloved Morgana glosses that were discontinued last year and which I've never really stopped mourning. At $13, it's a bit more expensive than I generally like for lippies, but I'm gonna go ahead and say it's completely worth it and I'm planning on buying at least one and maybe two more shades. I'm not completely drooling over Indulge, their vampy wine shimmer shade or anything, why do you ask?