I’ve been thinking about in-universe media so. Heh. Why don’t we tumblrify the ending of the rottmnt movie
Update: here’s part 2 and 3+3.5
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Nice knowing you guys
🥐ittybittyypastrypuff Follow
Wtf??? Where do you live?
⏱️lordoftimeandspace Follow
You can’t just ask someone where they live
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op must be from new york. i’ve been trying to text my sister who lives there all day and when she finally gets back to me, it’s to send me a photo of her being chased by some weird??? fleshy???? car? i think the pink stuff was growing inside of it?
🥐ittybittyypastrypuff Follow
The hell is happening in your city?
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The end of the world
🐛lugbugg Follow
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Where else would you learn that?
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🚀jj-sails Follow
Alien invasion???? This is not how Jupiter Jim said it would go
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🦙dramallama Follow
So who had alien invasion on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card
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At this point no one is surprised
#give it two months. somehow something will find a way to top this
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
I lived bitch
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Context?
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
No ✨
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Sorry everyone ::> ︵ <:: No more art until my hands are healed up. Doctor’s orders
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Are you okay? 🥺🥺💞
🎨 asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow
♡ ♡ Achy. But I realllllly want to drawwwwwww
#I have so many ideas right now #currently trying and failing to draw with feet #but I am determined
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Time to storm Area 51 again
#they can’t stop all of us #look I just want to see aliens in person okay #if they can’t invade my city then what’s the point #I know they have to be keeping some of those pink blobs in there
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Hello
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JUNIOR! HELLO
I SEE YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE INTERNET
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It’s Sensei’s fault
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#I?????? #don’t just look at me it was purple too
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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
I smell the scent of betrayal in the air.
#not science posting #blue I’m looking at you
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You are a time traveller sent back to stop the apocalypse before it ever began. Only problem is: you aren’t sent back far enough.
🟦 outoftouchoutoftime Follow
Relatable
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Umm???
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Day 3667 of me posting: no
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Wow this blog is dedicated
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🐝 dizzee-bee Follow
Why do aliens always invade NYC? What’s so special? Why don’t they ever invade Las Vegas huh? What about Boston? Where are my aliens in D.C? So many cities and you’re telling me they chose New York? If aliens really did invade I bet you they wouldn’t even come near it
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This post… aged
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Pay up op
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🦊redfoxtrott Follow
there’s something weird going on in this city. remember that time at the stadium? suddenly it’s a free for all on world domination i swear
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I thought the whole stadium thing was a publicity stunt
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I thought that was a rogue cosplayer
#for real though. What even happened to them?
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🌎yes-the-earth-is-flat Follow
Wow. So tumblr thinks it can gaslight me int thinking aliens exits huh? Well think again
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Stop bringing up my username. You know im right
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🏒 hockeyordeath Follow
NO, MY KEYBOARD IS NOT STUCK LIKE THIS. EVERY LETTER I TYPE IS AS IT IS MEANT TO BE SAID. WITH PURPOSE AND VOLUME.
🏒 hockeyordeath Follow
IF MY USERNAME COULD BE IN CAPITALS YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
I can help with this
#give me one minute and some flavourless juice
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💃disco-girl Follow
My apartment was almost flattened by a giant freakin robot a few years back. And now aliens????? I’m moving
#guys I’m just. So. Done with all of this
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🎙️do-re-mimimi Follow
So did the aliens just up and leave? What’s the story here?
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There have been various sightings of lights across the sky. I have not been able to find any reliable sources on the cause, but the general consensus is the lights pushed the aliens back where they came from.
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This photo of some person swinging around the city has been making rounds on twitter
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Pretty lights and vigilantes?
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❌cant-think-of-a-user Follow
So what are we calling these aliens? They need a cool, alien sounding name ‘cuz all I’ve been seeing around is ‘land squids’, ‘brain goop’ and shoutout to that one discord user who used the words ‘pink gelatinous parsnip’ to describe them.
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Have they ever seen a parsnip before?
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What about Utroms? They kinda look like the aliens from Jupiter Jim’s Last Trip to the Moon 9
❌cant-think-of-a-user Follow
Isn’t your fandom super dead?
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Say that to our 80+ movies. Your faves could never
🚀jj-sails Follow
Fandom still going strong 💪
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Why does everyone keep on calling them aliens? Are we sure they’re not just failed government test subjects? Haven’t there been mutant sightings in NYC before?
❌cant-think-of-a-user Follow
Sorry, mutants???
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Nah it’s defo aliens
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#so far 3 votes for Utroms and 22 for parsnips #sigh
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Children are terrifying
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Agreed. But I feel like there’s a story here
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Was walking back from work, and I was like nearly home right? I turn a corner and there: a sea of cheering girl scouts. Who are they cheering on you ask? Their… cult (?) leader? Tearing one of those aliens apart with her bare hands. And the kids are just laughing and some are even joining in? They must have nerves of steel
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Woah
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@ HOCKEYORDEATH Hey look at this
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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow
Set a profile picture because apparently everyone’s blocking me thinking I’m a bot?
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Sorry CJ
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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the sunshine ☀️ Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they make you happy
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Aww, hey Orange
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Hey, where’s my ask
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Orange?
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Oh
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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the bugs 🪳 Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they’re bugging you
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Two can play at this game
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Jk ☀️☀️☀️
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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
I remember the good old days on tumblr. Back when my brothers didn’t know the name of my account. Back when they didn’t bug me in my inbox
🍞shortbutsweetbread Follow
Then make another one?
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
Gasp. And leave behind a username such as this? I’m attached.
🌽 sherlock_corn Follow
What about your sister?
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
You’re fine
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Favouritism
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Whoever you heroes are
Thank you.
❤️🧡💜💙
#I don’t know how you did it. Or what you even look like #but one thing is for sure and that’s that you are heroes
I’m sitting on my bed scrolling through Tumblr and I hear the bell ring. I’m home alone so I go to open it. There I see Joji standing, wearing his white hoodie and heart sunglasses, munching on plain white bread. “What the fuck? Joji? What are you doing here? Why are you eating plain ass white bread? And why do you look so good?” I say. He doesn’t reply, and grabs me by the shoulders, pushing me into my house and through the corridor into my living room. He roughly shoves me on to the sofa and pulls out his bag of bread from his backpack, he takes a slice out and starts ripping up the pieces and forcing them into my mouth. “WHATGSFHKER” I try to speak, but he’s already started on another piece of bread. My mouth is full, I try to swallow the bread but there’s too much. I can’t breathe. Joji starts to laugh maniacally and pulls out more slices of bread and pushes them down over my mouth and nose. I’m crying, trying to breathe, kicking my legs, but then I realise, this is Joji. Joji is in front of me and he has never looked so good. “I’ve always wanted to die by Joji’s hands” I thought, as I stopped struggling. My eyelids fluttered shut as I smiled, slowly losing my consciousness. And the last thing I saw before i fuckin died was Joji munching on some more bread.
I’m not planning on a third soon, but hey, who knows. Whenever inspiration strikes, right? Anyway, here’s part 2 of Rottmnt fake posting.
Find part 1 here and 3+3.5 here
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Yea the Earth is flat. What’s my proof you ask? Everything is flat.
#I keep trying to tell you all #It’s a 2D world and we’re all just living in it. #But do you listen? Nooooo
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YOU WILL HAVE MY BROWNIE RECIPE OVER MY DEAD BODY
💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow
Then why don’t I have your recipe?
🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow
… I’M PAYING FOR YOUR THERAPY
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Do not teleport mid sneeze
It is not a good idea
Sincerely with regret, me
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… okay???
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Tp in what game again?
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
2k into a Lou Jitsu Jupiter Jim crossover fic and I’m shutting the tab because he would not say that
I knew that summary was too good to be true
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Shocking. You read?
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Look, it was a pod fic but still
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
HOT
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SOUUUP
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SOUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow
CROSS BUNS
🥊 red_hotsoup Follow
HOT SOOOUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP
🌽 sherlock_corn Follow
Someone misunderstood the assignment
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thehibernator said: What happened to your Ghostbear sideblog?
🥊 red_hotsoup Follow
Red doesn’t like to talk about it
#Nine times out of ten your heroes want to kill you #One out of ten and they turn out to be your dad #Yeah GB is still cool but it’s complicated
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👥shadow-slunk Follow
Out of ten how drunk were you last night? Drunk enough to hallucinate a dancing bull in a suit next question
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Tried apple pie for the first time today
100/10
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Where were you eating rats????
💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow
In the caves
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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
Yes Atomic Lass I am single
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Can you not
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
No one asked you to be here
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Update: Purple has blocked me again
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Everyone spam his inbox in my absence. It’s what I would have wanted
#revenge is a dish best served blue
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I love turtles
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And they love you ♡
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If no one has ever seen the seven deadly vipers move in action, how do we even know it exists?
🚀jj-sails Follow
You take that back
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Oh it exits alright
#🤫
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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
Word on the street is that Purple Game 3 will be released soon.
🥊 red_hotsoup Follow
Purple no
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
Purple yes.
🥊 red_hotsoup Follow
Have you learned nothing????
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wise-girl said: You’re a doctor?
🎨 asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow
Yes. Here’s my PHD
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Does anyone have another good website for buying Lou Jitsu comics in print? Jitsujungle shut down and I still need to restock my collection
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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
Daily reminder to double check your vehicle for stowaway wizards. They get everywhere
🎨 asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow
He lives with us now
🎨 asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow
He gives warm fuzzy hugs
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🌽 sherlock_corn Follow
Guess who got fired again
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Me
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
The kitchen is burning
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Send help
🎨 asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow
The what is burning??!?!!
#you are banned #you hear me #banned #square up blue
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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
DNI if you are a beach ball. This is a beach ball free zone. Any beach balls will be blocked on sight
#not science posting #I may be hilarious but I am not joking
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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
The second I get my hands on uranium it’s over for everyone
🌽 sherlock_corn Follow
That’s the third time you’ve posted this this week.
It’s Tuesday
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
And it’s true.
🥊 red_hotsoup Follow
This is meant to convince us to let you have uranium how?
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📋klipt Follow
Wouldn’t it be sick if New York had its own real life super heroes?
#I used to love reading Silver Sentry comics as a kid #please please tell me those lights are superheroes
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Since everyone is discussing superheroes lately, why don’t we bring this old gem back? Reblog this with your chosen superpower. Then someone else will reblog that with a terrible side effect
👑titanity Follow
I can teleport!
🍗are-you-chicken Follow
You have no control over where you’ll end up. Want to visit the Bahamas? Too bad, you’re in some back alley in New Jersey. Have fun
🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow
#blue
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Nooooo. My Duolingo streak
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
It’s over. It’s all over. The end of the world you could say
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Ah. Sorry.
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Making a cat sculpture out of ice cream is fun in theory
#my hands are cold cold cold #very bad idea #but if she’s not cold she will melt
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Thought I saw my sleep paralysis demon. Turns out it was purple trying to steal my blood.
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
On second thought, yeah. That’s my sleep paralysis demon.
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cheesecrust said: is @ bluejitsu really your brother?
Find parts 1 and 2 here + 3.5 + 4 because this couldn’t all fit on one post
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I met a little green alien dude once. Wonder if he’s doing okay
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Day 3679 of me posting: no
🎃scared-of-crows-deactivated23902741 Follow
Get a hobby
🛸atomiclass9000 Follow
I will out your search history
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Every time I phone in sick, I think about that one kid who came into school bright green. Must’ve been ill as hell. I could never
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🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow
Sasquatch this kappacrawler that. There’s only one cryptid I care about and that’s my neighbour’s cat. That thing ain’t a cat. It’s bright yellow and it stares into my soul
🚫nonononope Follow
That’s normal cat behaviour
🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow
DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID BRIGHT YELLOW
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No I don’t have any pictures. Stop asking. Damn not-cat keeps vanishing into thin air
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Tf is a kappacrawler
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Local New York conspiracy. Scuttles around sewers, on roofs, steals your children (maybe)
🐝noneofyourbeezwax Follow
This ain’t about him
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🧚pixipartched Follow
I really really feel bad for asking, but I don’t have much of a choice. Aliens squished by home. Here’s a link to my go fund me here
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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow
Last time I had this many people following me, it was an ambush
#I don’t know what I did but hi
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EVERY WEBSITE I VISIT ASKS IF I ACCEPT COOKIES
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NO I DO NOT
🏒 HOCKEYORDEATH Follow
BEGONE. KEEP YOUR SUBPAR BAKED GOODS TO YOURSELF
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>:(
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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow
My driver’s license is a two year winning streak in Mario kart. Try arresting me now
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Oh???? So you lie to your followers???? I know I won first place last games night and you know it
🛸atomiclass9000 Follow
You cheated
🌽 sherlock_corn Follow
Says the guy who hacks games as a pastime. I still want a rematch
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
You tell him corn
🌽 sherlock_corn Follow
Oh I know you’re not innocent either mr
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If only there was a way to grow instant luscious locks
🐙massages-at-a-price Follow
I can help with that
#hehe
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🛸atomiclass9000 Follow
Throwback to that one time my brother was mistaken as IT when trying to return someone’s keys
🥊 red_hotsoup Follow
I was just trying to help
#they fell down the drain #so I picked them up and pushed them back through the grate #I wasn’t trying to be scary #and should you really be posting this
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cyyyynamon said: I’m going cave diving tomorrow. Will I see you there?
💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow
But you didn’t invite me?
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
Don’t send me back to jail. I’m too pretty
🥊 red_hotsoup Follow
What have you done now
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
I was too pretty ✨
🛸atomiclass9000 Follow
Be original, Blue
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💀outoftouchoutoftime Follow
First day of school. I’ve never seen this many people in one area before
🌽 sherlock_corn Follow
Oh the joys of public school.
⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
*Wipes tear* they grow up so fast
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So apparently normal people don’t chirp. I never want to hold a conversation ever again
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🕵️♀️sloopersleuth Follow
Yoooooo what if our mysterious superheroes in rainbow know the kappacrawler??? You think they’re buddies? Think they hang out and chill and talk about how their week has been? Think kappacrawler house sits from them sometimes? Think they share birthday cards?
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Sometimes I wonder if time travellers really exist. Are we all just on some divergent timeline? How close a shave have we come to a world obsolete?
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#posts that keep me up at night
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🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow
Remember to spread the positivity ✨☀️ Kindness can go a long way
🛸atomiclass9000 Follow
Where was this kindness when it came to the last pizza slice?
🎨asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow
I was already at my daily kindness quota
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It has occurred to me not everyone on this website knows about the kappacrawler
🔎detective-cornstarch Follow
Your loss
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🦷sleeptooth Follow
Who would win in a fight?
kappacrawler
bigfoot
mothman
nessie
kraken
Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024
#i am curious
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Oh kappacrawler, take me away
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Oh kappacrawler, whisk me away into the night
🫨shake-it-away Follow
Oh kappacrawler kidnap me
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🍮fastest-flanalive Follow
Stop with these he/him pronouns for the kappacrawler. Did you ask them their preferred pronouns????? No. Kappacrawler could be a very fancy lady
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I’m very sorry kappacrawler. You can be a fancy lady if you want :(
🍯honeyhoneysugar Follow
Have we been misgendering kappacrawler with whole time?
😐restingsnitchface Follow
It’s a cryptid. You think it’ll care about gender?
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🐸frippityfroppity Follow
If I was a kappacrawler where would I hide
🍾snopop Follow
In your walls
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🫣flinx-blinx Follow
I thought there was only one kappacrawler. But I swear I just saw two. Is there a mr and mrs kappa??? Baby kappletts??? A whole kappa family 🥹🥹
😈my-dad-is-satan Follow
Maybe? I think there’s at least three
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Who is this kappa??? Why is he crawling???
🐒nightmonkey Follow
Spider-man wannabe
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🦜petite-parakeet Follow
Still convinced that whole invasion thing was a hoax. Elaborate, but a hoax
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Were those aliens sent packing? I’m confused
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Are they at home? On some faraway planet? Kicking their tentacles up after a long day at work invading our planet?
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📖myfixoffic Follow
Guys come read my slenderman x kappacrawler fic here for all of your slenderkappa needs
🌑faded-moonlight Follow
Why would you write this?
📖myfixoffic Follow
Why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow
I heard that kappacrawler has an 8-pack. That the kappacrawler is shredded
🛸atomiclass9000 Follow
Be original, Blue (tally: II)
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Why can’t I live in New York. I want to fight aliens too
