#breakfast problems

[izanogi]

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Me: *Pours cereal*

Me: This doesn’t feel like enough...

Me: *Pours literally two grains*

Me: Perfect.

[chronic-pain-and-fandom-thi-blog]

Dear serving suggestions on cereal boxes,

I am not and never will use skim milk on my cereal. I am not a monster. Sincerely, A person who knows skim milk is just white water.

[thechoiceismine]

Reblog if you're the type of person who only manages to get 3 portions out of the cereal box when it clearly says 12.

[majoringinsarcasm]

Why does McDonalds only give you one syrup unless you ask for more? I've got three pancakes here guys. You give me two butter things. Why only one syrup?

[allpowerful-dungeonboy]

having a beard and eating cereal is a bad combination. now all I'll be able to smell all day is old milk

[sugarrplummfairyy]

Breakfast problems!

Why is it so hard to make the perfect dippy egg! I just can't get it right!

[maimaiandeye-blog]

Pancake pincher! Why do they always take so long to cook!! (And taste so good when you sneak bites in between?!)

[louandloops]

I eat the same thing for breakfast at least 5 days a week. Rice krispies, milk, eggs, turkey bacon, maybe half a grapefruit. And yet about once a month I'll feel really sick almost as soon as I'm done eating. I'm reasonably confident that nothing I'm eating has gone bad, especially considering I'll eat it again the next day. Nothing about my schedule changes. It just sometimes makes me feel nauseated. 

I wish there was a reasonable explanation for it.