convention for canon inconsistencies call that retcon
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izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
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NASA

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Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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dirt enthusiast

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@allpowerful-dungeonboy
convention for canon inconsistencies call that retcon
drinking around kids: this is a grownup drink and you can't have any because you're not a grownup
drinking around slightly smarter kids: there's poison in this drink that you're not old enough to process. i drink the poison on purpose for fun. no, i can't explain why drinking poison is so much fun.
i may have unraveled the mystery of why elongated muskrat has been such a wild public moron lately. besides the obvious, of course. i think he's solidifying his base: by being an open dipshit his only fans left are in so deep, they'll never question him. his next move is to create a compound for his cult of personality and move to rural south america where they all choke to death sucking each other's dicks
for very normal reasons i need to find that film/show in which tom holland receives the dicking of a lifetime i've heard so much about
[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy
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You are forced to fight an identicle clone of yourself. They know everything you know and all of your skills and tactics. How do you win?
i go for the bals they would NEVER expect this
by talos this cannot be happening
tf2 heritage post
kinda sucks how pat robertson and robert pattinson have such similar names :/
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Every time. Every damned time I see this, I crack up.
Bisexual divorcee prelims
Demoman (Team Fortress Two) VS Spy (Team Fortress Two)
(NCB, NCD) (CB, NCD)
Choose your favorite divorced bisexual:
Demoman (tf2)
Spy (tf2)
@jackiechanadventures
OK DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK AT SOME POINT HE ACTUALLY PROPOSED TO SCOUTS MOM AND SHE SAID YES??? be realistic. demo sweep.
the war update was literally his divorce arc......
WE DID IT DIVORCED DEMOMAN NATION!!! WE DID IT
Daily Affirmations
I. am. enough.
I am. a beautiful person.
Everything. is going to be okay.
I am deserving. of love.
My balls. are huge.
I am allowed. to feel happy.
Letβs brainstorm what kinds of office supplies the evil Staples would have.
Iβll start:
rubber bands but theyβre all mΓΆbius strips
Scissors that only cut fingers
Normal Epson brand printers
bullet journals (aka guns)
obligatory welcome guide for redditors
A lot of the guides I've seen don't actually seem to understand how reddit works in comparison to tumblr so
your blog is basically your own small subreddit. some people curate this heavily to fit a theme, like a sub, most people don't
reblogs are culturally equivilant to upvotes but functionally equvilant to crossposting
there is an algorithm. it sucks and nobody uses it. turn it off in settings. everything is generally chronological
likes are functionally equivilant to saving a post
you've probably already seen this but change your icon and put something in your bio or people WILL assume you're a bot. personal info not required
generally, anything you would put as a comment on a thread should go in the tags or the replies of a post. only add comments in reblogs if you want it to become part of the base post
tags are mostly equivilant to flairs, used for organization and commentary
your dashboard is an aggregation of everyone you follow
there is an r/all equivilant(trending page) but it sucks and nobody uses it
our search also sucks. your best bet is using tumblr.com/tagged/[TAG] and not /search
there are no mods
by extension, reporting something doesn't put it in front of the mods, it sends it to staff, who may or may not do anything(usually they don't)
there is no karma, there are no karma limits. anyone can reblog anything, comment/reply to anything, or post in any tag
"reposting"(reblogging) old content doesn't matter. people can and will reblog the same post multiple times, including in a row
CAVEAT. reposting someones art(NOT reblogging, making a new post) is a dick move. i know this is commonplace on fandom subs but its not necessary here. everything you post should be [OC] unless you are reblogging. or posting shitty memes
we have our own sitelore, you'll pick it up
(though im not opposed to bringing some over from reddit)
our app also sucks. we do not have third party apps and any that claim to be are scams. sorry
for desktop, most people use the XKit Rewritten extension for QoL improvements and to revert shitty aesthetic updates, much like old.reddit
we have no idea where the porn rules are at either. add a mature content flag to anything you'd get fired for looking at at work, that's about it
finally, from the bottom of my heart, fuck u/spez
When you make your icon, do not make it be a photo of a sexy woman. Even if its entirely clothed. Even if you are a sexy woman. You will get blocked and reported as a bot instantly if you do.
rock bottom is when touching a frog doesn't improve my mood